((Fine, due to fans comments (never thought I'd say that), I've ripped his chapter and edited it, as he said lately. He's too lazy to do that himself, apparantly...))
Chapter 6
Oh, who the hell cares... just read the damn story!
Navi: Get back here you f****** brat!!!!
Knil: Help! Help! I'm being chased by a demented lightbulb!
Saria: LINK!
*Knil ground to a halt as he heard that word, before Navi crashed into him from behind*
Navi: Owwww! Why did you stop?
Knil: Her!
*Knil pointed at the green - haired bimbo who was waving at them*
Navi: What the f*** does she want!?
Knil: Let's check! If she's useless, we can kill her anyway!
Navi: Good Point!
*Knil & Navi walked up to the waving bimbo*
Knil & Navi: What the hell do you want!?
Saria: I was wondering if you would like to have this Ocarhino!
Knil: Don't you mean Ocarina?
Saria: Yes, that's it!
*Saria handed the puzzled Knil a strange item*
Knil: What the hell is this for?
Navi: An Ocarina's basically a flute, but it's shaped like a sex toy!
Knil: SWEET!!!
Saria: Also, could you come and watch some movies with me?
Knil & Navi: What movies?
Saria: Oh just Cars, Transformers, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Ratatouille, Shrek, Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban....
Knil & Navi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knil & Navi ran away from the green - haired bimbo & out of the Kokiri Forest into Hyrule Field*
Saria: Why am I the only one who likes c***** movies?
*Meanwhile...*
Eido: Read it and weep guys!
*Eido revealed his cards and showed he had a Royal Flush*
Skull Kid 1: F***!
Skull Kid 2: God damn it!
Skull Kid 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Skull Kid 4: Do you guys know where the TV remote is?
Eido, Skull Kid 1, 2 & 3: NO!
Vaati: If you guys don't shut it so I can listen to my music, I'll rip your heads off!
*Back to the comic relief character...*
Knil: Well this sucks!
Navi: Oh, stop whining, will you!?
Knil: No, you c***** light... Is that an owl flying toward us?
Navi: Eh? Oh c***!
*The owl flew onto a nearby branch and looked down on the two adventurers*
Owl: Duh! Duh duh duh! Waow, waow waow! Woaw woaw waow waow waow waow, woaw waow waow waow waow waow waow, waow waow waow waow!...
Knil & Navi: STOP SINGING YOUR THEME SONG!!!!!!!
Owl: Sorry! Let me introduce myself, I am...
Knil: Annoying Bloody Owl bent on being a c***!
Owl: Yes my name is Annoying Bloody... MY NAME IS NOT ANNOYING BLOODY OWL!! It's Kaepora Gaebora!
Knil: Oh so your name is Cave - Porter Gay - Borer!
Cave - Porter Gay - Borer: Quite correct! Now you must listen to my pointless hints that you already know!
Knil: What an idiot. He doesn't realise I called him Cave - Porter Gay - Borer... No way! I'm not listening to you! And you can go straight to hell!
*Knil pulls out his Slingshot and fires Deku Nuts into the owl's eyes*
Cave - Porter Gay - Borer: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The owl fell to the floor in agony before having his beak, wings, legs and head chopped off*
Navi: What the f*** was the point in that!?
Knil: Do you want to hear some pointless owl rant on all day?
Navi: No...
Knil: Well then! Do you want the wings or the legs?
Navi: Legs please!
*Knil started raosting the owls corpse on a fire while Navi looked across Hyrule Field before she saw someone running across it*
Navi: Eh!? OI!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
: Why I'm Sora, and this is my fairy, Domi! Who are you two?
Domi: Hey there, good - looking...
Navi: Umm... okay? I'm Navi! And that idiot over there is Link!
Sora: Link! You can't mean my long lost brother, do you?
Navi: No... that Link died three months ago! Don't you remember?
Sora: Oh yeah!
Domi: I'm hungry...
Knil: OI! LIGHTBULB!! COME AND GET IT!!!
Navi: FINE!!!! Lousy good for nothing c***** kid Hey! I've got an idea! How would you like to join us?
Sora: Sure! Why not, I suppose.
*Navi, Sora & Domi walked over to the fire where Knil had already finished his parts of the owl & was sizing up Navi's*
Navi: Link! This is Sora! And this is Domi! They're joining us for dinner!
Knil: You mean you! I'm leaving for that ranch over there so see you guys later! Or not!
*Knil ran off towards the looming ranch in the middle of the landscape leaing the others behind. Meanwhile...*
Saria: Did you like that one?
Skull Kid 4: Yes! Lets watch Whoopi Goldberg now!
Saria: Yay! Whoopi Goldberg!
*Meanwhile...*
Skull Kid 2: Yes! Now we can finally play LoZ: TP in peace!
Skull Kid 1: All right!
Skull Kid 3: Awww! I wanted to play Four Swords Adventure though.
Skull Kid 1 & 2: Oh yeah! Great idea bud!
To be continued...