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« Reply #300 on: June 23, 2008, 11:06:29 pm »

When: Just a while ago. Apparently my mom lost a pair of shoes and she was looking all over for them. She comes knocking on my door for some reason.
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Mom: Have you seen my shoes somewhere in your room?
Me(sarcasm obv): Yeah, they're right in here under my bed.
Mom: ...
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« Reply #301 on: June 29, 2008, 09:12:47 am »

When: Yesterday
Who: My sisters and the TV.
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(Insert bowflex commercial here)
Sister #1: You should get that.
Sister #2: But I like being fat.
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« Reply #302 on: June 29, 2008, 03:38:17 pm »

When: Today
Who: Hawk and I(and Cracker)

Hawk was messaging us so we figured we would make fun of him again.

SplatZone25: So your a yankees fan?
SplatZone25: You like to yank off?
Y4NK335  F4N: yea
SplatZone25: Lmao.
Y4NK335  F4N: what?
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« Reply #303 on: June 29, 2008, 08:33:19 pm »

Lol'd.
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« Reply #304 on: June 30, 2008, 03:16:15 am »

When: Today
Who: Hawk and I(and Cracker)

Hawk was messaging us so we figured we would make fun of him again.

SplatZone25: So your a yankees fan?
SplatZone25: You like to yank off?
Y4NK335  F4N: yea
SplatZone25: Lmao.
Y4NK335  F4N: what?
Does he hit his eyebone when he yanks off?
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« Reply #305 on: June 30, 2008, 10:57:54 am »

That's how he went blind.
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« Reply #306 on: June 30, 2008, 11:56:40 am »

When: Yesterday morning
Who: Me and my mom
Where: At the house i'm temporarily staying at.
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Mom: *hands me a plate with a pancake* Here, I did this with all my love.
Me: *takes plate, places it on counter, then flips the pancake over. It's burnt* This is your love? I'd hate to see what it'll look like if you did it with all your hate...
Mom: Oh ha ha. If I did it with my all my hate, there wouldn't even be a pancake.
Me: True.
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« Reply #307 on: June 30, 2008, 02:31:42 pm »

I thought I had posted this a while ago but I never did. <__<

When: A couple weeks ago or so. My mom was sitting on the porch and there were thunderclouds and stuff. It was raining kinda hard, and thunder just boomed. I walk outside.
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(Thunder booms)
Me: ...Lovely weather we're having.
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« Reply #308 on: June 30, 2008, 05:44:59 pm »

When-Just now. I'm taking some random quiz on LV.
Who-Me.

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« Reply #309 on: June 30, 2008, 10:24:52 pm »

When: A few minutes ago, on AIM.
Who: Me and Kylie, AKA kykychan.

You've been warned.

Kylie: God...we are just **** things today aren't we....
Me: Well, it all started with condiments.
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« Reply #310 on: June 30, 2008, 10:26:08 pm »

I thought I had posted this a while ago but I never did. <__<

When: A couple weeks ago or so. My mom was sitting on the porch and there were thunderclouds and stuff. It was raining kinda hard, and thunder just boomed. I walk outside.
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(Thunder booms)
Me: ...Lovely weather we're having.

...That's odd. 0.0
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« Reply #311 on: July 01, 2008, 01:25:06 pm »

You're odd.
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« Reply #312 on: July 01, 2008, 06:50:21 pm »

You're odd.
Your mom's odd.

So I was up with my friend's family at their resort like place at a rich town. (It's like the Beverly Hills of Washington.) We were getting into the car and my friend's hot sister who's been in college 3 years was sitting in the middle between me and my friend. His dad was driving and his mom was in the front seat.

While my friend was putting on his seatbelt, he touched his hot sister's butt.

Friend's hot sister: Woah, there. Don't touch my butt.

I maneuver my finger around her perfect ass to not touch her butt while putting my seatbelt on.

Friend's hot sister: See. David managed not to touch my butt.
Friend's dad: David better keep it that way.
Me: ...
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« Reply #313 on: July 01, 2008, 09:10:12 pm »


You better believe it.
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« Reply #314 on: July 01, 2008, 10:09:27 pm »

When: Yesterday
Who: Me, talking to Ryry
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Me: Hey sis, you know how Sean Connery makes the letter "S" sound like "sh?" What would happen if he said "sit?"
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