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Count to 10 before a member of the opposite gender comes!

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« Reply #6075 on: July 28, 2017, 09:54:29 am »

YOU'RE NOW FACING LIFE IN PRISON.
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« Reply #6076 on: August 02, 2017, 01:57:56 pm »

Life's in prison, huh? I knew it was a CEREAL KILLER! PBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GET IT?! SERIAL!! LIKE CEREAL!....PBBBBBTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAH MURDER! AND BREAKFAST FOODS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #6077 on: August 03, 2017, 08:49:28 am »

I DON'T GET IT!!!
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« Reply #6078 on: August 08, 2017, 10:47:51 pm »

Life is a breakfast cereal made by the Quaker Oats company. You made the statement of saying I'd be facing life in prison. Serial killing, or murder in general, is typically an offense that warrants such a punishment. The word 'serial' is a homophone of 'cereal' and vice versa. Thus, I made the pun of calling Life a 'cereal' killer, poking at its cereal nature but joking that I really meant 'serial'. To make the joke work even further, it could also be implicated that I'd (YOU'RE) be facing life in prison could easily be that I am literally facing Life cereal as it's imprisoned. Perhaps on a visit.
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« Reply #6079 on: August 12, 2017, 03:16:42 am »

Hm, I get it now, but it's not funny anymore.
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