TEQUILA MONSTER
If I were feeling artistic, I would drawn a KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEE ANIMU gila monster doing my signature two-fingered facepalm to that, but...
I also have a PHDDDDDDD in condimental calculus and a sloppyjoe degree in hyperwaffular mechanics. I would greatly appreciate to hear your theories on this perplexing matter.
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Right, so anyway, updatez.
Something unnamed that really butchers PokémonYep. I'm at RPGuild, so thats how I managed it. =/ They don't have rules against swearing and violence and stuff. You just can't cyber. God have mercy if the staff catches you cybering, because you're likely to get insta-banned. Forevar.
Basically, the premise was, Pokémon can't be contained in any sort of contraption—effectively eliminating the sense in their being, "Pocket Monsters," making them just regular old monsters. They all have a profound weakness to gold, silver, and platinum—don't ask—and if taught, can speak as well as any human.
I made it because, well, too be wholely honest, if you go to ANY site that has Pokémon as its main focus, it's almost a hundred-percent liable to have rules that ban swears and bloody violence in the RP sections. Not even just an, "oh hell," exclamation—and the words hell and damn are actually G-rated words. But yeah. I couldn't have it so that when the mons pounded the stuffing out of each other they'd bleed and have actual injuries and stuffz.
Another thing was the fact that humans would actually be fighting in all of this. I honestly doubt that goes over well anywhere. Of course, back when Pokémon (anime) was made for Japanese kids, they had swords and episodes where the main characters were threatened with recognizable guns...and taking itself somewhat seriously, all that jazz.
I'd been wanting to put Pokémon in a realistic/serious light for a loooooooong time, without going stupidly over the top with it all. No dismemberment, but plenty of, "real violence." >.< Most places wouldn't really accept that, but what am I to know, I never really tried it. Whatever, though—I hardly ever know what I'm saying.
Jumpstar RailsGegh. I'm in the hugest art slump you wouldn't believe it. I can't even write up an RP proper. Hiatus
Everything ElseOn hold.
LAWLI take requests. >_> I just want to RP and most EVERY RP I SEE MAKES ME ROLL MY EYES at some TEENY INSIGNIFICANT DETAIL that makes me NOT JOIN. I don't know why, okay? It's just really rare if I ever do join an RP that isn't one I made/took part in making.