Count to 10 before a mod/admin comes!

[DarkToph]

Or to sit on his shoulders and watch movies in a movie theater and moderately irritate those directly behind you.

[Picard]

And turn your phone on with max screen brightness?

[DarkToph]

Yeah and have a conversation about a mutual friend behind their back as loud as you can, getting noticeably louder when you laugh.

[Picard]

And clap and cheer really loudly at inappropriate moments?

[DarkToph]

And chew your popcorn really loudly while ironically complaining that popcorn's a dumb movie snack because it's so loud to eat.

[Picard]

While having kids screaming and whining to go home.

[DarkToph]

While having disgruntled parents complain about the content of the movie they brought their kids to when it's rated R.

[Picard]

I forgot what we're talking about.

[DarkToph]

Something to do with cotton candy.

[Picard]

Cotton isn't edible. How can it be candy?

[DarkToph]

Anything's candy with enough imagination.

[Picard]

Except candy, which can't possibly be candy.

[DarkToph]

Candy's dandy, but fruit is candy.

[Picard]

Is Randy candy?

[DarkToph]

Only on Thursdays.