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YOU'RE NOW FACING LIFE IN PRISON.
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Life's in prison, huh? I knew it was a CEREAL KILLER! PBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GET IT?! SERIAL!! LIKE CEREAL!....PBBBBBTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAH MURDER! AND BREAKFAST FOODS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I DON'T GET IT!!!
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Life is a breakfast cereal made by the Quaker Oats company. You made the statement of saying I'd be facing life in prison. Serial killing, or murder in general, is typically an offense that warrants such a punishment. The word 'serial' is a homophone of 'cereal' and vice versa. Thus, I made the pun of calling Life a 'cereal' killer, poking at its cereal nature but joking that I really meant 'serial'. To make the joke work even further, it could also be implicated that I'd (YOU'RE) be facing life in prison could easily be that I am literally facing Life cereal as it's imprisoned. Perhaps on a visit.
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Hm, I get it now, but it's not funny anymore.
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Explaining the joke is the death of the joke. And now I have come full circle since now I have actually committed murder.
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NOW YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MANSLAUGHTER!
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I never knew a man's laughter was against the law.
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It weakens a man's masochism. Only stone-face allowed.
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I tried to wear a stone face, but......I was about to make a Rock Pokemon joke and then I came to the random realization that Geodude's name comes from geode. I am a complete idiot.
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At least you're a self-aware idiot.
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E-diot.
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New from Apple, the iDiot.
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How much is it, and how soon must I queue up for it?
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It has a starting price of $1001 and you have to queue up for it last April.
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