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« Reply #6075 on: July 28, 2017, 09:54:29 am »

YOU'RE NOW FACING LIFE IN PRISON.
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« Reply #6076 on: August 02, 2017, 01:57:56 pm »

Life's in prison, huh? I knew it was a CEREAL KILLER! PBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT GET IT?! SERIAL!! LIKE CEREAL!....PBBBBBTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAH MURDER! AND BREAKFAST FOODS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #6077 on: August 03, 2017, 08:49:28 am »

I DON'T GET IT!!!
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« Reply #6078 on: August 08, 2017, 10:47:51 pm »

Life is a breakfast cereal made by the Quaker Oats company. You made the statement of saying I'd be facing life in prison. Serial killing, or murder in general, is typically an offense that warrants such a punishment. The word 'serial' is a homophone of 'cereal' and vice versa. Thus, I made the pun of calling Life a 'cereal' killer, poking at its cereal nature but joking that I really meant 'serial'. To make the joke work even further, it could also be implicated that I'd (YOU'RE) be facing life in prison could easily be that I am literally facing Life cereal as it's imprisoned. Perhaps on a visit.
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« Reply #6079 on: August 12, 2017, 03:16:42 am »

Hm, I get it now, but it's not funny anymore.
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« Reply #6080 on: August 21, 2017, 01:35:30 am »

Explaining the joke is the death of the joke. And now I have come full circle since now I have actually committed murder.
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« Reply #6081 on: August 21, 2017, 07:02:43 am »

NOW YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MANSLAUGHTER!
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« Reply #6082 on: September 07, 2017, 07:36:37 pm »

I never knew a man's laughter was against the law.
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« Reply #6083 on: September 13, 2017, 08:59:30 am »

It weakens a man's masochism. Only stone-face allowed.
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« Reply #6084 on: September 18, 2017, 07:46:26 pm »

I tried to wear a stone face, but......I was about to make a Rock Pokemon joke and then I came to the random realization that Geodude's name comes from geode. I am a complete idiot.
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« Reply #6085 on: September 21, 2017, 10:38:38 pm »

At least you're a self-aware idiot.
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« Reply #6086 on: September 23, 2017, 09:13:24 am »

E-diot.
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« Reply #6087 on: October 02, 2017, 08:18:13 am »

New from Apple, the iDiot.
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« Reply #6088 on: October 15, 2017, 11:01:24 pm »

How much is it, and how soon must I queue up for it?
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« Reply #6089 on: October 22, 2017, 09:38:55 am »

It has a starting price of $1001 and you have to queue up for it last April.
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