NAVA, the Shy Guy edition

[Shy Guy]

Chapter 10: Stronger, Hornier, Meaner, Bitchier

After reality was healed and everything put back together, Avon and Marcus headed to the gym. Where they found several girls in bathing suits splashing each other with water pistol toys in a swimming pool right outside the gym.
“All those that want to be banged, please move while not moving at all.”
“Why am I not surprised by that comment…”
“Cause you’re half-a-man and wish to have the rocksack to do what I do?”
“Would it kill you to drop the half-a-man bullshit?! It’s getting annoying…”
“Not my fault it’s true.”

“Hey tough guy, want to play with us?”

“Why yes, just strip naked and I’ll make you happy. All those that want a threesome, that are not men, please don’t stop breathing.”

The girls reply was the one that almost every chick Johnny Bravo tried to hit on did to him. Smashing his head with a bucket of water and then attempting to murder him through suffocation while they had their thunder types use Thunderbolt on the pool. Entering the gym after finishing their murder attempt.

“Well… he died sooner than expected… Ah well, time to to get my badge.”

One Gym Battle Later!

“Heh, what are you doing still here? Didn’t the trash truck come to pick you up yet?”
“…”
“I’m going to go train now, I‘ll see you at the funeral.”
“Not… dead…”

Grabbing Avon by surprise, Marcus sprung up from the pool and got on the floor.

“Wha-what are you?!”
“One who has trained a lot and grasped various concepts and might be considered a gary-stu. I can’t compare to Arctic though.”

Somewhere else…

“HEY! I heard that! Wait, where the helll am I?”

Undo.

“Bu-but you were unconscious, submerged in water and electrocuted for over ten minutes. There’s no way a normal man could have survived!”
“…You just wanted to have a normal adventure without me didn’t you and so bribed those bitches to kill me”
“Hell no! I mean, how could I have gotten those hot chicks that resemble some of our class-mates to conveniently set up a pool and be wearing that sort of clothes here and be actively playing while we got here all while they conveniently got an electric pokemon that I didn’t ask Professor Oak to lend me for the purpose of killing you and so getting to have an averagely normal adventure to the top.”
“Yeah, nice try Avon.”

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[Marcus Vs. Avon #1]
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“Wait what?! You want to fight me now? But all my pokemon are knocked out. It’s against the rules!”
“Who said anything about a pokemon battle?”
“Oh…”

Avon runs away like a coward!

Fight’s Over!
Marcus Wins By Default!
Marcus gets 1000 EXP!
Marcus Levels Up!
Marcus learns, Brave Fencer Punch!
Marcus learns, Survival Insincts!

(Brave Fencer Punch: This attack engulfs the users hand in manly fighter and allows him to homing punch anyone he sees.)
(Survival Instincts: This passive ability lets the user survive almost anything.)

Shuryuken is evolving!
Congratulations, Shuryuken just became Kaiser Shuryuken!

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“…Note to self, fight Avon more often…”

The girls from before then returned to the spot they were, calling out their Pikachu once he saw in their sight.

“So I see you’re still alive.”
“And I see you’re still a virgin. Give me a second so I can change that.”
“Yeah right, but first we’d like to kill you first.”
“You have no idea how much I was holding back did you?”
“Heh?!”

A few hours later…
In a motel.

“Note to self, thank Avon for allowing me to have a threesome.”

A few minutes later at the Cerulean City Gym.

“I’m Manticus, give me your badge or prepare to be raped.”
“No. I don’t give badges to raping trainer wanna bes that can’t beat me in a pokemon battle.”
“…Prepare to lose your virginity”

Later that day…
In a motel.

“Note to self, Give Avon thirty bucks for leaving me the **** alone to do my deeds.”
“Hey! Come back in here, I’m still not satisfied!”
“ALright! Alright! Just give me a damn minute, sheesh can’t a guy go take a break.”
“No!”
“…Tomboys equal whores, Noted.”

Back with Avon…
Avon’s training to the song Go To Distance, while kicking the ass of every trainer he meets, just like the gary stu he is.

“Next one.”
“Hello Avon, I’m-”
“Don’t care, bring out  your pokemon and fight me.”
“But-”
“You are not a character, you’re fodder for my bulbsaur”
“Fine. Prepare to lose”

Ten seconds later.

“Next.”
“Wah!”
“Dude, you just killed that guy.”
“Yeah, now dump him in the pile.”
“…Dude… That’s awesome!”
“Yes, yes I know I am. Now to the pile and prepare to join.”

Avon’s cellphone then starting ringing and so did his ringtone; Dreams of an Absolution.

‘In the nighttime do you see what you dream, all your problems aren’t what they seem-’
“Yes?”
“Sweetie! How have you been, I’ve missed you oh so much!”

Avon then hangs up the phone.

“I have that ringtone for a reason you know.”

Avon’s cellphone then started ringing again, this time the ringtone was; A fleeting dream.

“Hello?”
“Avon, is that you?”
“Eh… strange girl I rescued?”
“Yes, it’s Aur-Megu-… Me first-no me-…fine…you first-Good to see it my way. It’s Megumi Faine-And Aurora!”
“Oh, hi. What you call me for?”
“We just wanted to meet up with you after you ditched us.”
“…Yes… oh let’s see… I’m by the Cerulean City gym. Think you can find me?”
“Yes-But I’ll make you pay for taking me for an idiot!-Calm-not down, your ass is-”

Avon hangs up the phone.

“Why do I always get the crazies…”

[Arctic master]

XD Quick but amazingly enough, I lolled. XD Marcus is gonna be a cheap guy just stealing Exp from Avon.

[Shy Guy]

Yes... this chapter totally doesn't have a decent lotta refferences.
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Chapter 11: Fight the Girl, whose reign is not her own

Inside the Cerulean City Gym,

“Boot to the head!”

Avon got a boot to the head.

“Gah! Who did that?”
“Failure? Hey We-Failure-Damnit! Can’t we-No!”
“Why doesn’t she get a boot to the head?! She deserves it more than”

Aurora/Megumi got hit by a boot to the head, Avon got hit with another boot to the heads.

“DAMNIT! Stop!”
“Ouch! That hurt you-YOU INVOKED THE WRATH OF THE GODDESS! YOU SHALL DIE!”

Aurora/Megumi Faine Armor Digivolve into… AVA Layla, due to lack of funds to supply badassery.

“Arctic? ARCTIC!”
“Oh shi-”

Marcus jumps down from the second floor like Batman, Marcus is shirtless wearing jeans that are a loose fitting pants.

“Go back to AVA you ****, there can only be one ubermensh here and that ubermensh is me!”
“Marcus?”
“You, You’re the one that-Hi, I’m Layla have you seen Arctic around?”
“I don’t know any Arctics, except one”
“There’s more than one Arctic?”
“Arctic Beating, Wave Battle, Ride On!”

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[Marcus Vs. AVA Layla #1]
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“What’s going on?”
“I’m taking out the trash, that’s what.”
“The trash?”
“…AVON!”

Rule #1, No Outside Interaction During Battle.

“Damnit!”
“Battle? Why would we fight?”
“I’m sending you back to AVA, the Hard way”
“Is Arctic in AVA?”
“Yes.”

Layla bends reality to go to AVA…

Fight’s Over!
Marcus Wins By Default! Again
Marcus Gets 1000000 exp!
Marcus Levels Up!
Marcus Has Attained Ubermensh Levels

Warning! Warning! The System is in need of an Update.
Do you want to update now? Or maybe later?
You picked update now, please wait a moment.

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Update Finished!
Updates;
Level System changed
-Levels are now Shown
-Max Level Attainable is now 999
-Minimum Level Requirement for Prestige is Level 999
-Requirements for Level Up are now Shown
Move List Updated
-Move List now Includes MORE Original Moves, Abilities and Spells
-Move List is now Shown
And Much Much More!

“Okay. That’s it! This section is long enough as it is. ENOUGH”

Warning; There was a glitch in the system
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------Screw You Marcus-------
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“What just happened?”
“Giant Boot to the Head?”
“What did I do to deserve this…”

Avon got hit in the head with a Giant Boot. [-100 HP] [Avon -72//28]

“Nothing, I’m just stalling so Misty gets enough time to get ready.”

Later…

“Wake up Slave!”
“…”
“WAKE UP!”

Misty whips Avon with A Whip, [-2 HP] [Avon is now Awake]

“HEY! That, wait where am I and..”
“You’re currently my slave, Prepare to enter a world of pain.”
“……Marcus…”
“Manticus you mean, and yes, he was involved.”
“Can’t I just kick your ass in the traditional Trainer Estique”
“I have a sex drive and every person that steps through that door is getting involved with me”
“…Does that mean…” [Sex Drive +20]
“Those worthy, yes. Those not, suffer.”
“…What if a girl enters?”
“…We’ll see…”

[Avon’s Mind]

“Snap your Fingers”
“…”
“Snap your fingers!”
“…”
“SNAP YOUR **** FINGERS!”
“…”
“SNAP YOUR **** FINGERS OR I SHALL MINDFUCK YOU!”
“Narrator, SHUT UP! What good will snapping my fingers do? NOTHING! Now leave me alone. I want to enjoy this…”
“Two Things. First thing, I AM NOT A NARRATOR. Second thing, Drop the attitude. I’m only trying to help you”

[Outside Avon’s Mind]

Avon let out a sigh and then snapped his fingers, soon after a scandally dressed girl came through the gyms door.

“Is anyone home?” [Holy S*** +20 HP]

“…So…”
“…Damnit… I didn’t want to be bisexual yet…”

Manticus appeared. Avon’s in shock.

“Don’t worry Misty, Manticus shall deal with her.”
“Sit Manticus. As I said before, I have a sex drive and I ain’t picky.”
“It’s a win win situation no matter what”

Later that day, as Avon and Marcus left Cerulean City. Avon playing with his badge with one hand as both guys continued their journey.

“Well… that was different…”
“Yeah, but I enjoyed every last bit.”
“…Let me guess, you had sex.”
“Like four chics and I did them twice. Why else would I call myself Manticus”
“Right…”
“Hey, Sex isn’t bad. Especially when it’s girl on”
“I know, don’t make me get a boner.”
“…”
“…Let’s ignore I said that”
“Agreed.”
“……I wonder…”
“Wonder what?”
“…”

Avon then continued to snap his fingers, picturing in his mind to have a beautiful girl companion who he could have his way with.

“…”
“…”

Oops, a sexy lady didn’t appear. Sex Change Time. Marcus transformed into a sexy lady wearing a white wedding gown with long green hair wearing a red tiarra and Avon’s clothing changed to that of a blue tuxedo.

“…Avon…Marcus Want Smashy”
“…I wanted a girl, not this…”
“………”

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Along with the physical changes, time fast forwarded and it became midnight. However, inside the tuxedo, Avon found a wallet with a free hotel stay card and two hundredth bucks. Along with that, a lovers hotel appeared down the path, the closest place our duo would find to stay the night.

“DAMN YOU NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

But, will they do it?

“…”
“…”
“…My penor is gone and my haori is long… I’m technically a girl now by my standards”
“…You’re mad and crazy.”
“And you aren’t?”
“Good point.”
“You know, it would be fair play if something happened. This will also probably only last a day or two and I’m curious…”
“I’m going to lose my virginity to my ‘best friend’?”
“Would you rather lose it to Sarah?”
“Good point”

I am not allowed to narrate what happens next due to R rated actions, But I will allow for someone to ask a question.

“Are you planning to turn every character into a girl?”
“No… maybe”
“I knew it! You’re a trap! Everyone’s a trap! EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER HERE IS A TRAP”

[Arctic master]

XD Wow... This story has truly lost it's sanity, especially from the original story... Then again, after this part, we don't really know what we have worked out, so yeah, you're pretty free to start what you want if you plan to go on.