Lord High Summoner: Interview Part 2

Now On to the Show!!!

[LHS enters from the right side of stage]

LHS: Hello my party people! Tonight is a very special night indeed, it is of course the premiere of my show! Now for anyone who can tell me where the title comes from, you will have a special guest appearance on the next show!

[Set magically appears, a Desk and two chairs]

LHS: [Sits at desk and puts feet up on desk] Alright, so unlike all the other Talkshows that shove random dribble down your throat, among other things, I'm going for a different approach. I'm reviving the Forum Interview aspect, as we all know that our internet personalities are no where near our real life attitudes....

Boy Back Stage: Where the hell are my wominz

LHS:[facepalm] That would be our first guest of the show... [turns slightly to yell backstage] HE WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY NEAR THE SANDWICHES!!

Boy back stage: YOU CAN'T PORK A BEEF SAMMICH!

LHS: Ladies and.... Who am I kidding, Anybody.... I present Sonic

[Sonic walks in and takes a seat]

Sonic: *cough* You know, I really didn't agree to this...

LHS: Hey, you're the one who didn't stay at the sandwich room like we agreed, you're lucky I don't give ya 5 minutes in the closet! But, I need your mind in one piece for now.

Sonic: Fine with me, but can you tell me why we're in a small white room, and the audience is behind a glass window?

LHS: It's the splatter guard, and we're working on painting the place.... I'm thinking red.... ANYWAY, Describe Aisenfield in one word or less.

Sonic: Aisenfield is... twisted. Sorta like Dora The Explora.

LHS: [jumps at Sonic and smashes a papaya over your head] I SAID ONE WORD OR LESS!!!!

Sonic: But but, I said twisted. Don't hurt the minors. ;[

LHS: You're no minor, you've never been in a hole in your life!

Sonic: ...So?

LHS: So? SO?! I'll let that back sass slide for now laddie, now on to the next question: Would you rather Be in a closet with Me, or in a dark alley with Kane?

Sonic: A closet with you Sephy baby.

LHS: O_O;

[screen goes black]

[image returns with Sonic beaten senseless and covered in fruit]

LHS: And that's enough of him, Security, throw this perv out.

[Security comes and takes Sonic away]

LHS: And now for a great friend of mine, as well as creator of the original Show, Kor!

[Stage turns dark and mist seeps through]

[Kor appears in chair as lights turn back on]

LHS: Welcome to the show Kor

Kor: Helloooooo childrennnnn

LHS: So you recently taken a bigger interest in Emo, correct?

Kor: Well, it's more so just the idea of hoodies and tight pants. It's actually much more satisfying than most people think. I don't cut myself, and probably never will. I haven't dyed my hair yet, so I can safely fit in with the "emo without being emo" group.

LHS: And what of the menacing power of Buttterflies?

Kor: Well, I was sent a butterfly pin in the mail last month, and now I'm sponsered by Canada...

[LHS' eye starts to twitch]

Kor: so in the everlasting war against anti-peace, my Monarch butterfly remains strong amongst my bleeding razor Sweeney-Todd shirt

LHS: Canada?

Kor: Umm.... Germany

LHS: CANADA!?

Kor: GERMANY! HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE/EINE SYMPHONIE DES GRAUENS!

Kenny The Camera Man: HOLY SHIET, KOR'S GERMAN!

Kor: Kenny, Pinhead says the safeword is "Puzzle Box"

Kenny: What the hell does that mean?

Kor: Hell is exactly what it means...

Kenny: ..... [chains pull Kenny into oblivion]

LHS: KOR! YOU CAN'T KILL MY CREW!

Kor: Technically, it wasn't me....And Kenny used to work for me! Until he went to the considerably-not-light side

LHS: You mean Public Access TV?

Kor: Worse, daytime television!

LHS: LE GASP!

Kor: I've been in this interview for at least ten minutes now... You've asked 2 questions

LHS: Marvelous isn't it

Kor: I EXPECT MORE!!

LHS: .... Umm, So when can we expect a new work of writing from you Kor.... There has been much talk over fanfics and roleplays.

Kor: Fanfics, maybe. Roleplays will just pertain to artifacts... I was thinking of doing Sephiroth vs Dracula with you just for the hell of it, but my inspiration kind of died, wait for it to... un-die. I'm not sure about fanfics, If I do, it'll probably be private or on myspace.

LHS: Ah, but what about Aisen, they scream to see thine work

Kor: Not to recent memory

LHS: Touche.... Alright and what is your obsession of the week?

Kor: a few things: intense acting (more so than usual), the Joker (Mark Hamill and Heath Ledger. Mostly Mark Hamill), My Heart Will Go On from Titanic and in relation to that, Brad the Impaler...

LHS: On that note, time for the crazier part of our interview.... I'll say a word, you say the first word that enters your mind, I'll then say the first that enters mine, and so on....

LHS: Banana

Kor: Kong

LHS: Vietnam

Kor: Asians

LHS: Nail Polish

Kor: edible-poison

LHS: Cupycake

Kor: KATHERINE

LHS: And that concludes our interview with Kor, any last thoughts?

Kor: Any type of vehicle with "FREE CANDY" hugely written on the side is obviously safe for children, Because Uncle Henry's taking the wheel.

LHS: *cough*ShamelessPlug*cough*

LHS: And that wraps up the first addition of my show, remember kids: subgelatinoid argonauta assault malgra gender.... Goodbye everyone!