Leo's rap/poemy things. Sorta PG13, Get in and start reading

[Night]

The first

Well, to start it off
I had a dream about a song
I wrote down to try to belong
so here I go, and I won't lie
so please listen on, don't be shy

all the little boys playing brawl yo
know that my brawl is on the street
gang up in all kinds of fellowships and go
play human brawl to the boom box beat

It probably has plenty of gore
but y,all just want more and more
even certain people on the shore
paparazzi and surfers playing brawl

but me, well I belong to peacemakers
other people belong to peace takers
and all you perverts gonna say
That you belong to love makers
Not. Man, I am here for the damn poor lakers

Your probably just laughing your ass off the roof
heres a joke, your mom's uglier than a cow's hoof
I am just playing around its not that hard to rap
all you have to do is say all kinds of funny crap


Now for a little talk in politics
Miss Clinton standing by her hubby
Mister McCain is just a tad chubby
Obama's name rhymes with Llama
relax dude, I won't cause any drama

All three of them had good opinions
And even had plenty of minions
so lets leave it at that dude
excuse me, If I am being sorta rude

I love America and all others
Only when they don't make a fuss
And the military turns the world in clutters
Now excuse me, I have to take my school bus.

The second

This is me, a man of a lot of rage
I am sometimes a type of sage
Some people think I am a Mage
All the pain inside feels like a cage
I did once date a girl called Paige


When I tell people I am sad, they go "Shucks"
And then school comes like a gun and plucks
plucks my sanity.They're gonna put me behind locks
Then my friends talk to me and it **** rocks
Then sometimes they go mad at me and it **** sucks


And then I go into the real world with bullies
its funny to me, they sound more like wussies
how can six annoying damn dicks be such pussies
they pick on small kids and all the rookies
And they make fun of them and say oh looky
The little cry baby boy want some cookies

Anyhow, I stand up for my boys and be
all I can be and I am who I am, that's just me
Don't mind me I am just obscene
Of course you will ask me what do I mean


I stand up for what I believe in, And its a pain
So, I just decided to give up and its a shame
I am gonna keep it to myself and your to blame
What I say is good but you think its lame
You talk back and argue like its a damn game


Suddenly I am worm, and life's a crane
So screw you, I know what I know. Its all same
You say I am wrong and even not very sane
There was once chuck Norris, now I came
They wrote down sin's form and its my name
I am bad to the bone but not for any fame

My grammar bad, Excuse me if I missed a noun
A certain girl knows herself, and she sometimes frown
Fear not, as Eminem said "I am Arnold, Get Down"
Those girls are so awesome, they deserve a crown

[A.J.]

0.o

[Baron von Redberry]

..Lolk.

[Rain]

That's actually pretty good XDD

[Night]

Please don't spam my topic like that. Thanks Rain. XD

Time:

Huh, What can I say about crappy time
Very short. No time to play. No time to lime
I want to have fun and play. Is that a **** crime
They never listen to me. Heck ,its like I am a mime
Heck I don't have time to finish this freaking rhyme

They tell you've got free time of one hour
I can't do **** with that, be. Time's up hit the shower.
This is crap, bro. its like I have no power
Its so **** up, I am talking about it with Matt lawer
We all have this problem. It makes the tough guy cower
I am just a kid dude, I wanna smell the **** flowers

I know time is tight , but I don't like to lose
If I didn't know better I would be sucking on booze
I am crazy, and that spreads from my head to my shoes
You know that you only lose when you snooze
Sue me, I like action movies from Mr.Chan to Tom cruise
Movies screw up my time so bad, it can **** ooze

[Rain]

that one was eh. there were a few rough parts but that was about it.
and what ever your message is i still haven't caught on.

[Baron von Redberry]

No time to lime? What I don't really get about these sometimes is how it ends with 5 lines.

Huh, What can I say about crappy time
Very short. No time to play. No time to lime
I want to have fun and play. Is that a ****ing crime
They never listen to me. Heck ,its like I am a mime
Heck I don't have time to finish this freaking rhyme

Stuff like that. Guess I'm just used to even numbers.

[Night]

No time to lime? What I don't really get about these sometimes is how it ends with 5 lines.

Huh, What can I say about crappy time
Very short. No time to play. No time to lime
I want to have fun and play. Is that a ****ing crime
They never listen to me. Heck ,its like I am a mime
Heck I don't have time to finish this freaking rhyme

Stuff like that. Guess I'm just used to even numbers.

Lime: laze around: to spend time lazily (slang)

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I don't really concentrate on having even numbers.. XD...

I am just starting.. I am gonna try to make them more clear in the future... I had things to do, when I wrote that one, so I rushed it.

[Baron von Redberry]

You should probably wait until you have time to make it better, or edit it before you put it up or something..

[Night]

Look, Here is  what I want
What I wish for, for peace
And hope for all those people
how don't have a thing
I want to bring joy to them
That's all, just let it slide

They say Rap brings crime and hate
Lies, know that this stuff is great
Only their actions bring murder and ****
And give it to the people right on a plate
We have to stop it, I can't let it slate
that' why I fight for right, me and my mate
I AM gonna be a hero, just without a cape
Until I bring the world into order, into shape


Are those presidents that stupid? They need illiteracy classes
I want them to work for peace and get off their damn asses
Go out, and get a job or something. REAL work to feed the masses
And fix the damn health system, no more IV instead of glasses
Come on dude, people are dying every minute that passes
Don't murder all who questions the government and sasses

Help the Youth, or their brains will **** rot
Pizza, video games and stupidity is all they got
They're just sitting there, eating their own snot
There saying to you, you have got to have a plot
Or I will probably end up in jail or getting shot
Is this helping people and keeping me calm ? NOT
By the end of this, I think I am a have a blood clot
I am only saying this, because it is my only shot


((Again, I don't have much time on my hands.. So, if it sucks.. Excuse me.. ))

[Baron von Redberry]

You should probably wait until you have time to make it better, or edit it before you put it up or something..

...Cough.