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Granted, someone with 'Star Wars Episode 8' tattooed on their butt arrives.
I wish I had a purple light saber.
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Granted, but you get zapped off a building by UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH.
I wish Justice League is great.
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Granted, the Justice League animated series is great. So great that it sucks the greatness out of the new movie.
I wish the Marvel animated universe was awesome.
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Granted, but now the cinematic universe is worse than Batman v Superman.
I wish Santa will visit me.
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Granted, but it's Robot Santa from Futurama, so he blows you up.
I wish everything smelled like Christmas trees.
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Granted, but your noses acclimatize to the smell, so it doesn't matter.
I wish Santa is real.
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Granted. Corruption impossible.
I wish Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was real so I could give him cuddles.
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Granted, but he constantly complains to you about Santa overworking him.
I wish the elves Santa is using for slave labor will have an uprising.
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Granted, but they kill Santa and Christmas is ruined forever.
I wish Zombie Santa would come save Christmas.
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Granted, but saving involves turning everyone into zombies as well.
I wish we would be dezombified.
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Granted, but now you're bombified.
I wish I knew which wire to cutHURRY WE HAVE TEN SECONDS!
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Granted, you have 10 seconds to cut the wire.
I wish we're alive again!
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Granted, we're a live wire!
I wish we weren't inanimate objects born of puns.
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Granted, but now we're animated oranges.
I wish we're not animated oranges.
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Granted, we're now animated pizzas.
I wish I didn't eat my delicious pizza foot.
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