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Granted, you're an eagle... Statue.
I wish I was Medusa.
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Granted, you get killed by Perseus.
When life gives you Iron Man...
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You get a man encased in an iron slab and then a murder charge because apparently that's lethal.
I wish DB had wished for something.
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Granted, but you get lemons.
I wish I have lemons.
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Granted, but lemonade is illegal.
I wish I had blueberry lemonade.
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Granted, but it tastes like crap.
I wish life would give me something.
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Granted, it gives you Life cereal and it's expired.
I wish I had The Game of Life.
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Graced, but you get a heart attack on the first turn.
I wish I'm not late for work.
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Granted, they still put a mark on you for being not-late.
I wish my job paid more for the same work.
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Granted, but now it doesn't provide any leaves or insurance.
I wish I have it.
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Granted I wish they all floated....
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Granted, but you sink down there.
I wish I have THE POWER.
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Granted, except there's an eternal power outage, please alert your service provider.
I wish I had the number for customer service.
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Granted, but they speak in unintelligible English with a heavy French accent.
I wish customer service is good.
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Granted, they're good at being incredibly ineffective and annoying.
I wish I had an egg.
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