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« Reply #1875 on: June 11, 2017, 09:56:18 pm »

Granted, you're an eagle... Statue.

I wish I was Medusa.
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« Reply #1876 on: June 12, 2017, 08:27:45 am »

Granted, you get killed by Perseus.

When life gives you Iron Man...
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« Reply #1877 on: June 17, 2017, 10:54:49 pm »

You get a man encased in an iron slab and then a murder charge because apparently that's lethal.

I wish DB had wished for something.
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« Reply #1878 on: June 18, 2017, 08:46:47 am »

Granted, but you get lemons.

I wish I have lemons.
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« Reply #1879 on: June 23, 2017, 09:56:03 pm »

Granted, but lemonade is illegal.

I wish I had blueberry lemonade.
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« Reply #1880 on: June 25, 2017, 09:36:02 pm »

Granted, but it tastes like crap.

I wish life would give me something.
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« Reply #1881 on: June 29, 2017, 05:53:51 pm »

Granted, it gives you Life cereal and it's expired.

I wish I had The Game of Life.
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« Reply #1882 on: July 13, 2017, 06:58:06 pm »

Graced, but you get a heart attack on the first turn.

I wish I'm not late for work.
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« Reply #1883 on: July 15, 2017, 09:00:10 am »

Granted, they still put a mark on you for being not-late.

I wish my job paid more for the same work.
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« Reply #1884 on: July 16, 2017, 09:59:34 am »

Granted, but now it doesn't provide any leaves or insurance.

I wish I have it.
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« Reply #1885 on: July 23, 2017, 01:31:30 pm »

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« Reply #1886 on: July 28, 2017, 09:56:06 am »

Granted, but you sink down there.

I wish I have THE POWER.
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« Reply #1887 on: August 08, 2017, 11:01:03 pm »

Granted, except there's an eternal power outage, please alert your service provider.

I wish I had the number for customer service.
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« Reply #1888 on: August 12, 2017, 03:16:28 am »

Granted, but they speak in unintelligible English with a heavy French accent.

I wish customer service is good.
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« Reply #1889 on: August 20, 2017, 02:15:05 pm »

Granted, they're good at being incredibly ineffective and annoying.

I wish I had an egg.
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