( TONIGHT ON AISENFIELD CHANNEL: THE DR, UNOWNY SHOW~ EPISODE 2: SUMMER HIRUGA )
-His World by Crush 40 begins to play as UT walks on stage-
UT: Hello everyone, tonight we’ve a -
-What I’m made off by Crush 40 begins to play as Scorpius appears-
UT: -.-“ What are you doing here?
Scorpius: Those guys you work for, they gave me a year contract for being a co-host of your show.
UT:...-GIRLY SCREAM-...Alright...
Scorpius: -sits on a couch with a book in his hand- Unnecessary.
UT: Ah, shut up, that you’re in the same talk show doesn’t mean I’ve to like you.
Scorpius: -flips a page- Nope.
UT: I hate you <.<
Scorpius: Alright –smirks- let’s introduce a special quest this evening, TONIGHT’S QUEST IS.... SUMMER HIGURE.
-Summer walks on stage with What I’m Made Off playing in the background again and sits in a black chair-
UT: Alright, Summer do you want to introduce yourself to the watchers?
Summer: Didn’t Scorpius over there already do that?
UT: -Death glare-
Scorpius: Pay attention moron –flips a page-
UT: <.< Alright, we’re going over to the questions...Summer could you describe your personality a little bit?
Summer: Sadistic?
Scorpius: Good enough for me..
UT: <.< Can’t you SHUT up once...
Scorpius: If I want to.
UT: Alright, question number 2, did you know that Higure means Twilight?
Summer: No.
UT: Not very talkative are you?
Summer: No.
UT: This I a talk show you know.
Summer: Yeah.
UT: -.-“ I hate her...
Scorpius: I like her...
UT: Go to hell, where you belong.
Scorpius: They kicked me out, so I’m your problem –flips a page-
UT: That explains a lot...
Summer: Are you guys gonna keep talking?
Scorpius: As long as he thinks he can win...I think so..-flips a page again-
UT: It’s rude to read when you’re talking to someone.
Scorpius: Yeah so?
UT: -_- Oh god...
Summer: Rude how?
Scorpius: That idiot has to much with manners and stuff, don’t know. I’m like his opposite.
UT: <.< So that’s why everybody loves you and not me?
Scorpius: Correct.
Summer: True
UT: Back to the talk show <.< Before I get angry.
Scorpius: Don't care if you do...
UT: Summer, did you ever had a relationship with a guy?
Scorpius: -raises eyebrow- -hides behind his book-
Summer: ..... No.
UT: Hmm...Are you certain?
Scorpius: <.< What don't you understand about No?
UT:..The N?
Summer: -twitches- He's gotta be kidding me -.-"
Scorpius: He isn't, sorry...-flips page again-...
UT: I'm just curious how a girl like you never had a relation with a guy...
Summer: -points to gun- Should explain everything -.-"
Scorpius: For me, yes...For him, he doesn't even understand how you got that thing in here.
UT: o.O I thought we had Security...?
Scorpius: You were to lazy to pay their bills..
UT: ._."
Summer: -sighs- Whatever. Moron...
UT: I'm not a moron...
Scorpius: Agree with Summer...
UT: <.< Betrayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Scorpius:...You're nuts..
Summer: I'm outta here. You're annoying the Hell outta me. -stands up-
UT: O.O WAIT...THIS IS A TALKSHOW YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE O.O"
Scorpius: ....-puts his book away and gets some popcorn- She's gonna...
UT: SECURITY!!! O_O
-man in Police uniforms run towards Summer-
Scorpius: See, you're a moron
Summer: Are you trying to...? -twitches- OH NO! Damn you! D:
Scorpius: He's trying to keep you here, yes...o.o"
UT: Nobody leaves the Talkshow without my permission -evil laughter-
Scorpius: ._." Weirdo...
UT: o.O Whut?
Summer: -mutters- I hate her so badly for this... Oh damn. Can't even put a bullet through his head...
Scorpius: D: AWH...So I got this popcorn for nothing >_>
UT: ._. No struggle, no fight?...No killing people like they do in movies?
Scorpius: Doesn't seem so..
Summer: I would've if /she/ wasn't there
UT: o.O Who?...-looks around and falls off the couch-..
Scorpius: -.-" He's an idiot...
UT: A well, back to the emberassing questions
Summer: -stares bluntly at someone in the crowd- Do NOT make me-
Person in the crowd: I said not to!
UT: Onwards with the emberassing questions..=D
Scorpius:...I'm gonna ask the first one, is that gun loaded -points at Summer's gun-
UT: o.o Why do you ask?
Scorpius: <.< Cuz if she may not shoot you, I will
Summer: Depends on the question -glares-
UT: Do you have any long lost, cliché relatives?
Scorpius: <.< Ow god -grabs his book again-..
Summer: Lemme see... No. Long lost, yes. Cliché, no.
UT: Tell me a little bit about them
Scorpius: How is this embarassing?
Summer: No.
UT: >-> I seriously hate you...
Scorpius: -laughs- And I would ask her out if she didn't kill me if I did..
UT: oOo THERE IS THE EMBARASSING PART..
Scorpius: ._." -closes his book and holds it in a ready to throw position-
Summer: No comments on this one.
UT: oO ANSWER THE QUESTION...
Scorpius: -throws his book at UT's head-
UT: -gets hit but is to curious to notice- TELL ME
Summer: There was no question, moron.
UT: o.O -is getting hyper-...But, I ... He..>_< GAWD
Scorpius: -rolls with his eyes-..
UT: <.< Would you kill Scorpy if he asked you out?
Scorpius: o.O' Dumb question.
Summer: ._. Probably. Why? Otherwise Cain would, I believe
Scorpius:.. Then I'll not be stupid enough to ask you out -smiles and grabs his book back, starting to read again-.
UT:
So who is this Cain?
Scorpius: Got you there..
Summer: My brother
UT: Uhum....
Scorpius: Your brother would kill me if I asked you out o.O".
UT: See, not everyone likes you...
Scorpius: Yeah so?
Summer: Exactly. Protective, you know... Wait, why the Hell am I explaining this?! Dammit -slaps hand to forehead-
UT: HAHA GOT YA THERE....
Scorpius: Such a child, and I actually helped him
" So that's why your boss gave me a contract UT..
UT: >-> Don't remind me...
Scorpius: -flips a page again-
Summer: -stares apologizing down to the ground- Dammit...
UT: HA, THERE GOES MISS SADISTIC STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GROUND -happy dance-
Scorpius: ....-looks at Summer's gun-..I'm gonna keep myself out of this...
UT: Oh yeah, aha
Summer: -reaches for her gun, trying to restrain herself- Must... not... shoot the manwhore....
UT: O.O DID SHE JUST CALL ME A MANWHORE?
Scorpius: Hmm...I thought I was that...A well...-continues reading-
UT: o.o"
Summer: -looks up- Damn right I called you that!
UT:.. o.o That's not nice...
Scorpius: >_> What a little crybaby
UT: -kicks Scorpius- Shut up manwhore..
Scorpius: -hisses-
Summer: -whips out gun- Now SHUT THE HELL UP! Thank you!
UT: O.O SHE HAS A GUN...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE -runs towards the security-
Scorpius: -goes back to reading-...Better not hurt him, will cost you a lot....
Summer: Like I have to worry about money. Whaddya think I'm a murderer for?
Scorpius:...The fun of it?
Summer: -mutters- Gay. That too. >.> It's stress relief
Scorpius: That explains it, then you must have had a lot of stress -doesn't even look up from his book-
Summer: You have no idea how much... Now, where's that manwhore? If he's not back in five seconds, I'm outta here.
UT: -runs back- Stop calling me a manwhore o.O'
Scorpius: Sit down manwhore..
UT: Awh god ;-;" This is gonna be one of the worst talk shows...
Scorpius: It's only the second..
UT: O.O I KNOW
Summer: Now, manbitch, got any questions left before you annoy me so much I'll put this through your head? -points at gun-
UT: -tries to think- O.O I KNOW...Would you rather fight with a dragon or kiss Scorpy over there.
Scorpy: Fight the dragon...Easier
Summer: I agree with the gay dude.
Scorpy: o.O Wait -just realizes that he has been called gay-...I can prove you wrong at this moment, But I'm not in the mood to a shot of metal in my head..
UT: *coughs* sure
Summer: Good answer.
Scorpius: -smirks a little bit and goes back to his book- Still like her.
UT: ._." Yur nuts.
Scorpius: Probably, my turn to ask a question....How good is your friendship with Storm and Shelly?
Summer: .... And you want to know why?
Scorpius: Cause I can
Summer: Pretty good. Depending on the weather, we sometimes go hunting
Scorpius: Hmm...Don't Storm and Shelly have boyfriends?
UT: ._." -sits still and listens-
Summer: ._. Shelly has.
Scorpius: Isn't it strange that one of your friends has a boyfriend while you haven't?
Summer: No.
Scorpius: Hmmm...-smiles slightly-
Summer: -twitches- What?
Scorpius: Nothing....-continues smiling and looks back at his book-
Summer: -twitches some more- Can I go now?
Scorpius: I think we've played with your mind enough -stands up and bows- It was a pleasure to meet you..
UT: >< Vampire...
Scorpius: Yeah?
UT: >-> Nevermind...
Summer: Played you have. Next time, you'll have a bullet for breakfast, that's sure. -turns around and flees of stage with a swish of her tail-
UT: o.O I thought she would kill us...
Scorpius: Nah, I just forgot to ask her out >->"
UT: -smirks- Does somebody have a crush?
Scorpius: Of course I've a crush on the girl with the gun and the sadistic additude, who wouldn't?
Scorpius: WAIT..SECURITY Bring her back
Summer: -grabs gun and goes back- WHAT?!
Scorpius:
' I still want to do something...
UT: o.O" Whut?
Summer: ... -loads gun-
UT: o.O" She's gonna kill you...
Scorpius; I'm an undead, I'll come back the next show...
UT: Awh *bleep*
Scorpius: *kisses Summer*
Summer: O.O EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! DDDD: -puts the gun against his throat and shoots- That is just SO gross! -spits on the ground- No mouthwash is gonna cure this... -flees-
UT: o.O" Atleast he prove her wrong....With a dead co-host I'll say...Goodnight...And stay away from Psychotic girls with Guns...
Wolfdoom ( Person from the Audience ): Oh well, at least Cain won't have to come and go psychotic. -shrugs- That's all, folks!
UT: O.O" I hope Cain won't be in the audience next time....
Wolfdoom: He was...
UT: O.O -runs for his live- WE'RE GONNA DIE
Wolfdoom: Long live my happy mind restrain =3 No let's go, Cain-san
UT: -screams in the background-
Wolfdoom: -leads away a seemingly very pissed off black haired male-
Scorpius: -blinks-..He's gone....-stands up and whipes some dust of his clothes-..AWH..There's blood on it >-> Damn it Summer....A well, this was Unown Traveler's Talk Show for tonight....Hope you guys will sleep well, and that you won't meat Summer on the way out....-smiles-
" It was worth getting killed for it...Although that wound is gonna last for a long time...
UT: >_> Manwhore..
Scorpius: Thank you UT...Alright, goodnight folks -bows down-
Audience: -claps-
UT: -still screams in the background-
Scorpius: Oh jolly -_-"
For this special show, a lot of credits go to a wonderful person, a great writer and roleplayer. O.O And A freaking sadistic girl :3 Everyone~ POWERBLADE ( WOLFDOOM ). For controlling both Summer and Wolfdoom ( the person of the audience ) ;3.