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« on: August 08, 2008, 01:07:25 pm »

UT: Welcome everyone, welcome in Unown Traveler’s Talkshow! Tonight we are going to interview a very special guest, give an applause to Scorpius.

Audience: -begins to applaud-

UT: Thank you, thank you... So let’s begin the introduction...Scorpius?

Scorpius: -sits upside down in his chair- Yeah?

UT: >_> You’ve to introduce yourself...That’s part of the show..

Scorpius: Sure –waves at the audience-

*lots of fan girl squeals*

UT:.. Dunno why you have fan girls but...

Scorpius: Cause I’ve long black hair, an emo appearance and always a smile on my face. And, the fact that I’m still single also works out...-winks-

*again lots of squeals*

UT: AW SHUT UP >_>

Scorpius: What?.. Jealous?

UT: NO

Scorpius: Yeah you are :3

UT: ..Why are you still single?

Scorpius: Cause I haven’t found the girl of my dreams yet...

Audience: Awwwwwww~

UT: Does nobody notice that he just says that to get more attention!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO

UT: >_> I’ve said nothing

Scorpius: *smiles* It’s true...

UT: Yeah sure... Scorpius, do you have any hobbies?

Scorpius: I play violin...

*fan girl squeals*

UT: AH STOP THAT

Scorpius:... You’re just jealous...

UT: *grumbles*... Back to the love thing, Scorpius do you have a crush on someone...

Scorpius: ._.

UT: *grins* Answer my question

Scorpius: Maybe

Audience: O_O WHAT?!?!?!?!

UT: *evil grin* :3 So you like someone, can you tell us a name?

Scorpius: o-o No....>_>

UT: Tell us

Scorpius: NO

UT: TELL US!

Scorpius: -throws a bolt of lightning-

UT: O_O *hides behind the couch* HOLY [CENSORED]

Scorpius: end of the show...right?

UT:...Yeah sure...That’s all folks....*runs*

Scorpius: *smiles at the audience* Alright, now we’re done with that... *sits down normally* Hello people how watch the UT Talk Show, we’re going to introduce you to a new part of this show.... From now on, the viewers of this show can decide who is going to be the next candidate for an interview... :3 Call 00000009-00002 and submit your choice...Bye folks *makes a blow kiss towards the audience*

Audience: *SQUEAL* O_O *Start to lose control*

Scorpius:..Ow...That was a little bit to much...o-o SECURITY

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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 01:19:34 pm »

I called and nothing happened. I wants a refund.
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What Vocaloid Character You Are Most Like
 
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Crazy and tough, no one should mess with you.  You'll stick up for your friends and you aren't afraid to.  No one could have a more true friend than you.

Zelo is... Rin?!?
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 01:37:48 pm »

The Dr.Unowny show is not responsible for anything which has to do something with money, pain or anything else. If you have a complainment please call 00000009-000002 and submit your complainment, if that doesn't work, you will never get your money back. Oh yeah, The Dr.Unowny show is not responsible for brainwashing little children and make them sing Christmas carrols...

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 01:41:16 pm »

I don't need to be brainwashed to sing christmas carrols whenever I feel like it, DAMNIT. >=D
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What Vocaloid Character You Are Most Like
 
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Crazy and tough, no one should mess with you.  You'll stick up for your friends and you aren't afraid to.  No one could have a more true friend than you.

Zelo is... Rin?!?
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 01:43:46 pm »

o-o ow....Well...No mather what we're not responsible for anything O_O -hides in a garbage can-...

Scorpius:...Well, we're responsible for the crazyness which occures some people around these parts ^_^"
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 04:51:59 am »

._. Lol. Well, Zelo ish right! It didn't work. I demand my refund D< Anyway, I'm voting foooooor... Dunno. >.< Ehh... Morgain? ;p
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I claim LotR, the Wheel of Time and WoW, Absol, Banette and Arcanine, Blaze the Cat, the Hookshot and Ocarina of Time from LoZ and The Lion King.

I hope to be more active on the RP front, guys, especially now that Crimson's back. :T
Hit me up for a talk if you've missed me or something crazy like that. And I might open an art thread once I get my tablet.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 03:01:29 pm »

( TONIGHT ON AISENFIELD CHANNEL: THE DR, UNOWNY SHOW~ EPISODE 2: SUMMER HIRUGA )

-His World by Crush 40 begins to play as UT walks on stage-

UT: Hello everyone, tonight we’ve a -

-What I’m made off by Crush 40 begins to play as Scorpius appears-

UT: -.-“ What are you doing here?

Scorpius: Those guys you work for, they gave me a year contract for being a co-host of your show.

UT:...-GIRLY SCREAM-...Alright...

Scorpius: -sits on a couch with a book in his hand- Unnecessary.

UT: Ah, shut up, that you’re in the same talk show doesn’t mean I’ve to like you.

Scorpius: -flips a page- Nope.

UT: I hate you <.<

Scorpius: Alright –smirks- let’s introduce a special quest this evening, TONIGHT’S QUEST IS.... SUMMER HIGURE.

-Summer walks on stage with What I’m Made Off playing in the background again and sits in a black chair-

UT: Alright, Summer do you want to introduce yourself to the watchers?

Summer: Didn’t Scorpius over there already do that?

UT: -Death glare-

Scorpius: Pay attention moron –flips a page-

UT: <.< Alright, we’re going over to the questions...Summer could you describe your personality a little bit?

Summer: Sadistic?

Scorpius: Good enough for me..

UT: <.< Can’t you SHUT up once...

Scorpius: If I want to.

UT: Alright, question number 2, did you know that Higure means Twilight?

Summer: No.

UT: Not very talkative are you?

Summer: No.

UT: This I a talk show you know.

Summer: Yeah.

UT: -.-“ I hate her...

Scorpius: I like her...

UT: Go to hell, where you belong.

Scorpius: They kicked me out, so I’m your problem –flips a page-

UT: That explains a lot...

Summer: Are you guys gonna keep talking?

Scorpius: As long as he thinks he can win...I think so..-flips a page again-

UT: It’s rude to read when you’re talking to someone.

Scorpius: Yeah so?

UT: -_- Oh god...

Summer: Rude how?

Scorpius: That idiot has to much with manners and stuff, don’t know. I’m like his opposite.

UT: <.< So that’s why everybody loves you and not me?

Scorpius: Correct.

Summer: True

UT: Back to the talk show <.< Before I get angry.

Scorpius: Don't care if you do...

UT: Summer, did you ever had a relationship with a guy?

Scorpius: -raises eyebrow- -hides behind his book-

Summer: ..... No.

UT: Hmm...Are you certain?

Scorpius: <.< What don't you understand about No?

UT:..The N?

Summer: -twitches- He's gotta be kidding me -.-"

Scorpius: He isn't, sorry...-flips page again-...

UT: I'm just curious how a girl like you never had a relation with a guy...

Summer: -points to gun- Should explain everything -.-"

Scorpius: For me, yes...For him, he doesn't even understand how you got that thing in here.

UT: o.O I thought we had Security...?

Scorpius: You were to lazy to pay their bills..

UT: ._."

Summer: -sighs- Whatever. Moron...

UT: I'm not a moron...

Scorpius: Agree with Summer...

UT: <.< Betrayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Scorpius:...You're nuts..

Summer: I'm outta here. You're annoying the Hell outta me. -stands up-

UT: O.O WAIT...THIS IS A TALKSHOW YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE O.O"

Scorpius: ....-puts his book away and gets some popcorn- She's gonna...

UT: SECURITY!!! O_O

-man in Police uniforms run towards Summer-

Scorpius: See, you're a moron

Summer: Are you trying to...? -twitches- OH NO! Damn you! D:

Scorpius: He's trying to keep you here, yes...o.o"

UT: Nobody leaves the Talkshow without my permission -evil laughter-

Scorpius: ._." Weirdo...

UT: o.O Whut?

Summer: -mutters- I hate her so badly for this... Oh damn. Can't even put a bullet through his head...

Scorpius: D: AWH...So I got this popcorn for nothing >_>

UT: ._. No struggle, no fight?...No killing people like they do in movies?

Scorpius: Doesn't seem so..

Summer: I would've if /she/ wasn't there

UT: o.O Who?...-looks around and falls off the couch-..

Scorpius: -.-" He's an idiot...

UT: A well, back to the emberassing questions

Summer: -stares bluntly at someone in the crowd- Do NOT make me-

Person in the crowd: I said not to!

UT: Onwards with the emberassing questions..=D

Scorpius:...I'm gonna ask the first one, is that gun loaded -points at Summer's gun-

UT: o.o Why do you ask?

Scorpius: <.< Cuz if she may not shoot you, I will

Summer: Depends on the question -glares-

UT: Do you have any long lost, cliché relatives?

Scorpius: <.< Ow god -grabs his book again-..

Summer: Lemme see... No. Long lost, yes. Cliché, no.

UT: Tell me a little bit about them

Scorpius: How is this embarassing?

Summer: No.

UT: >-> I seriously hate you...

Scorpius: -laughs- And I would ask her out if she didn't kill me if I did..

UT: oOo THERE IS THE EMBARASSING PART..

Scorpius: ._." -closes his book and holds it in a ready to throw position-

Summer: No comments on this one.

UT: oO ANSWER THE QUESTION...

Scorpius: -throws his book at UT's head-

UT: -gets hit but is to curious to notice- TELL ME

Summer: There was no question, moron.

UT: o.O -is getting hyper-...But, I ... He..>_< GAWD

Scorpius: -rolls with his eyes-..

UT: <.< Would you kill Scorpy if he asked you out?

Scorpius: o.O' Dumb question.

Summer: ._. Probably. Why? Otherwise Cain would, I believe

Scorpius:.. Then I'll not be stupid enough to ask you out -smiles and grabs his book back, starting to read again-.

UT: Azn So who is this Cain?

Scorpius: Got you there..

Summer: My brother

UT: Uhum....

Scorpius: Your brother would kill me if I asked you out o.O".

UT:  See, not everyone likes you...

Scorpius: Yeah so?

Summer: Exactly. Protective, you know... Wait, why the Hell am I explaining this?! Dammit -slaps hand to forehead-

UT: HAHA GOT YA THERE....

Scorpius: Such a child, and I actually helped him Azn" So that's why your boss gave me a contract UT..

UT: >-> Don't remind me...

Scorpius: -flips a page again-

Summer: -stares apologizing down to the ground- Dammit...

UT: HA, THERE GOES MISS SADISTIC STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GROUND -happy dance-

Scorpius: ....-looks at Summer's gun-..I'm gonna keep myself out of this...

UT: Oh yeah, aha

Summer: -reaches for her gun, trying to restrain herself- Must... not... shoot the manwhore....

UT: O.O DID SHE JUST CALL ME A MANWHORE?

Scorpius: Hmm...I thought I was that...A well...-continues reading-

UT: o.o"

Summer: -looks up- Damn right I called you that!

UT:.. o.o That's not nice...

Scorpius: >_> What a little crybaby

UT: -kicks Scorpius- Shut up manwhore..

Scorpius: -hisses-

Summer: -whips out gun- Now SHUT THE HELL UP! Thank you!

UT: O.O SHE HAS A GUN...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PEOPLE -runs towards the security-


Scorpius: -goes back to reading-...Better not hurt him, will cost you a lot....

Summer: Like I have to worry about money. Whaddya think I'm a murderer for?

Scorpius:...The fun of it?


Summer: -mutters- Gay. That too. >.> It's stress relief

Scorpius: That explains it, then you must have had a lot of stress -doesn't even look up from his book-

Summer: You have no idea how much... Now, where's that manwhore? If he's not back in five seconds, I'm outta here.

UT: -runs back- Stop calling me a manwhore o.O'

Scorpius: Sit down manwhore..

UT: Awh god ;-;" This is gonna be one of the worst talk shows...

Scorpius: It's only the second..

UT: O.O I KNOW

Summer: Now, manbitch, got any questions left before you annoy me so much I'll put this through your head? -points at gun-

UT: -tries to think- O.O I KNOW...Would you rather fight with a dragon or kiss Scorpy over there.

Scorpy: Fight the dragon...Easier

Summer: I agree with the gay dude.

Scorpy: o.O Wait -just realizes that he has been called gay-...I can prove you wrong at this moment, But I'm not in the mood to a shot of metal in my head..

UT: *coughs* sure

Summer: Good answer.

Scorpius: -smirks a little bit and goes back to his book- Still like her.

UT: ._." Yur nuts.

Scorpius: Probably, my turn to ask a question....How good is your friendship with Storm and Shelly?

Summer: .... And you want to know why?

Scorpius: Cause I can

Summer: Pretty good. Depending on the weather, we sometimes go hunting

Scorpius: Hmm...Don't Storm and Shelly have boyfriends?

UT: ._." -sits still and listens-

Summer: ._. Shelly has.

Scorpius: Isn't it strange that one of your friends has a boyfriend while you haven't?

Summer: No.

Scorpius: Hmmm...-smiles slightly-

Summer: -twitches- What?

Scorpius: Nothing....-continues smiling and looks back at his book-

Summer: -twitches some more- Can I go now?

Scorpius: I think we've played with your mind enough -stands up and bows- It was a pleasure to meet you..

UT: >< Vampire...

Scorpius: Yeah?

UT: >-> Nevermind...

Summer: Played you have. Next time, you'll have a bullet for breakfast, that's sure. -turns around and flees of stage with a swish of her tail-

UT: o.O I thought she would kill us...

Scorpius: Nah, I just forgot to ask her out >->"

UT: -smirks- Does somebody have a crush?

Scorpius: Of course I've a crush on the girl with the gun and the sadistic additude, who wouldn't?

Scorpius: WAIT..SECURITY  Bring her back

Summer: -grabs gun and goes back- WHAT?!

Scorpius: Azn' I still want to do something...

UT: o.O" Whut?

Summer: ... -loads gun-

UT: o.O" She's gonna kill you...

Scorpius; I'm an undead, I'll come back the next show...

UT: Awh *bleep*

Scorpius: *kisses Summer*

Summer: O.O EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! DDDD: -puts the gun against his throat and shoots- That is just SO gross! -spits on the ground- No mouthwash is gonna cure this... -flees-

UT: o.O" Atleast he prove her wrong....With a dead co-host I'll say...Goodnight...And stay away from Psychotic girls with Guns...

Wolfdoom ( Person from the Audience ): Oh well, at least Cain won't have to come and go psychotic. -shrugs- That's all, folks!

UT: O.O" I hope Cain won't be in the audience next time....

Wolfdoom: He was...

UT: O.O -runs for his live- WE'RE GONNA DIE

Wolfdoom: Long live my happy mind restrain =3 No let's go, Cain-san

UT: -screams in the background-

Wolfdoom: -leads away a seemingly very pissed off black haired male-

Scorpius: -blinks-..He's gone....-stands up and whipes some dust of his clothes-..AWH..There's blood on it >-> Damn it Summer....A well, this was Unown Traveler's Talk Show for tonight....Hope you guys will sleep well, and that you won't meat Summer on the way out....-smiles- Azn" It was worth getting killed for it...Although that wound is gonna last for a long time...

UT: >_> Manwhore..

Scorpius: Thank you UT...Alright, goodnight folks -bows down-

Audience: -claps-

UT: -still screams in the background-

Scorpius: Oh jolly -_-"


For this special show, a lot of credits go to a wonderful person, a great writer and roleplayer. O.O And A freaking sadistic girl :3 Everyone~ POWERBLADE ( WOLFDOOM ). For controlling both Summer and Wolfdoom ( the person of the audience ) ;3.
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