Getting quiet people to talk.

Aisenfield > Forum > Creativity Maxima > The Harp and the Songs > Character Talkshows > Getting quiet people to talk.

Pages: [1] Go Down

« previous next »

	Author	Topic: Getting quiet people to talk. (Read 572 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Linkxy

Rolly Jolly girls like his lolly Polly.
Resident

Offline

Gender: Male

Posts: 386

Trying to keep it cool.

Badges: (View All)
Combination

Getting quiet people to talk.

« on: August 08, 2008, 11:58:28 am »

Guess I’ll go third then. . . Welcome to my talk show, where today we’ll be interviewing Rolain. Due to the fact that my username is Rolain as well, I’ll be taking the title of “Kinky Linkxy”.

Crowd: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: What? No applause?

Rolain: Kinky Linkxy?

Kinky Linkxy: Yes, Kinky Linkxy.

Rolain: The hell’s the matter with you? Who gives themselves the title of kinky, anything, let alone Linkxy?

Kinky Linkxy: I don’t know, I thought it was very fitting. Now shut up! This is my talk show! Plus, I thought that you were the silent type?

Rolain: Well, when you name your self “Kinky Linkxy”, it’s kinda hard to stay quiet.

Kinky Linkxy: Just shut up and be quiet! Now, how are you today?

Rolain: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: Oh, you must not have heard me. *Now next to him and in his ear* I SAID, HOW ARE YOU TODAY, ROLAIN!?

Rolain: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: Why aren’t you answering the question?

Rolain: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: You’re making this very hard to be successful.

Rolain . . .

Kinky Linkxy: Oh that’s really funny, you couldn’t shut up when you were insulting me!

Rolain: *With a grin on his face* . . .

Kinky Linkxy: THAT’S IT! *Pulls out a gun and points it at Rolain* You gonna talk now? Eh, cool guy? Ain’t nothing stopping me from pulling this trigger.

Rolain: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: Ok, I’m going to count to 3, if you don’t say anything by the time I get to 3, be ready to kiss your staff wielding ass good bye.

Rolain: . . .

Kinky Linkxy: ONE. . .TWO. . .

Rolain: Okay, damn, I’m talking, I’m talking!

Kinky Linkxy: *Lowers the gun* That’s better. Now, answer the question. . .how are you?

Rolain: Oh, just fine, after having a near-death experience.

Kinky Linkxy: Don’t be such a drama queen, I wasn’t gonna shoot you.

Rolain: Ya. . .you weren’t?

Kinky Linkxy: NOOOO, think of the fan girls. If I shot you, I’d get so many angry letters, the show would have less viewers, I’d eventually go bankrupt, NOOO, I couldn’t shoot you.

Rolain: *Calms down* Thanks man, that, uh. . .means a lot.

Kinky Linkxy: Though, I’m sure I won’t lose too many viewers if I just shoot you once! *Shoots Rolain in the shoulder*

Rolain: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kinky Linkxy: . . .And that’s our show, folks! Hope you people enjoyed the show, you sick, sick people.

Rolain: *In the background* Call a doctor, please someone!

Kinky Linkxy: Leave your donations by the door, too pay for Rolain’s surgery!

Rolain: Surgery?!


	Report Spam Logged

I Linkxy hereby claim
Godzilla, Link, Alphonse Elric, Cloud Strife from FFVII, Nero from DMC4, The Cincinnati Bengals, Trunks, Kenshin, Neji Hyuga, Charizard, all of the Halo games; those made, and unmade, Capell, Sigmund, Aya, Edward and all other characters in "Infinite Undiscovery", the show Scrubs, and everyone in it, Eragon, Saphira, Murtagh, Thorn, Brom, and all related characters from the Inheritance trilogy.
Now the co-holder of the title of highest count in "Count To 10 Before a Mod/Admin comes."-55

pichudude

EYOOOOOOOOOOO!
Resident

Offline

Gender: Male

Posts: 241

Badges: (View All)
Level 5

Re: Getting quiet people to talk.

« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 12:42:07 pm »

*Leaves 6 bucks* That should help cover it. I want to watch him suffer a little longer. *Steps on Rolain's shoulder*


	Report Spam Logged

Lord High Summoner

The Forsaken Mage
Resident

Offline

Gender: Male

Posts: 1371

High Summoner

Badges: (View All)
Level 6

Re: Getting quiet people to talk.

« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 03:54:41 pm »

Kinky Linkxy?

That screams(heh heh) for an LHS interview XD


	Report Spam Logged

~Credit to DT

Quote

    "My soul, corrupted by vengeance
   Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
   In my own salvation
   And your eternal slumber.

   Legend shall speak
   Of sacrifice at world's end
   The wind sails over the water's surface
   Quietly, but surely."

All About Amazing Alliterations

The Champion of Aisenfield
Resident

Offline

Gender: Male

Posts: 390

Lookin' for love.

Badges: (View All)
Combination

Re: Getting quiet people to talk.

« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 04:45:51 pm »

Call him Mary. He loves it. Honestly.


	Report Spam Logged

What Vocaloid Character You Are Most Like

My Results:

Kagamine Rin

Crazy and tough, no one should mess with you. You'll stick up for your friends and you aren't afraid to. No one could have a more true friend than you.

Zelo is... Rin?!?

Linkxy

Rolly Jolly girls like his lolly Polly.
Resident

Offline

Gender: Male

Posts: 386

Trying to keep it cool.

Badges: (View All)
Combination

Re: Getting quiet people to talk.

« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 06:03:58 pm »

Quote from: Lord High Summoner on August 08, 2008, 03:54:41 pm

Kinky Linkxy?

That screams(heh heh) for an LHS interview XD

Why not?

Quote from: Zelo creato on August 08, 2008, 04:45:51 pm

Call him Mary. He loves it. Honestly.