A girl can dream, can't she? XD
BACKSTAGE
Hikaru: Hm…now, where’d I put that pot of boiling water…?
Sirius: Found it! *hands the pot over to Hikaru*
Hikaru: Thanks, Siri! ^^ *goes off*
Camille: Er, what was that about?
Sirius: *shrugs* I dunno. *sweat drop*
ONSTAGE
Ryuuto: *yawns* And now, because it was requested, we shall have Zack and Hikaru to come onstage and receive their daily torture from yours truly…plus Joshua.
Joshua: *currently playing solitaire on Ryuuto’s laptop*
Ryuuto: Now, give it up for one of the cutest couples around, Zack and Hikaru!
*You Don’t Know My Name by Alicia Keys plays as the two walk onstage*
Hikaru: You Don’t Know My Name? Is that the best you can do, Ryuuto? :/
Zack: I dunno. I thought it was kinda catchy. :3
Ryuuto: Stop mocking me and let’s get down to business. :/
Hikaru: Feels like we’re in marriage counseling. >_>
Joshua: Anyway. Hikaru, how do you feel about Zack dating this other girl that XBZ had created for him?
Hikaru: Annoyed, but if it makes him happy…
Joshua: …Some how, I doubt that you’re just annoyed.
Hikaru: NO comment. *glares at Joshua*
Ryuuto and Zack: *sweat drop*
Ryuuto: *clears throat* So, Zack, how much do you wuv ickle Karu-kins? :3
Zack: I wuf her vewy much, thank yew.
Joshua: This is getting slightly creepy. Zack, would you marry Hikaru if you find that you love her even after college? ^^
Zack: Er…depends on what XBZ and Ryuu-chan say. ^^;
Ryuuto: I GIVETH MAH BLESSINGS TO THEE! :3
Joshua and Hikaru: Creeeepyyyyyy…
Ryuuto: Anyway…That about wraps it up…for now. >3 See ya later, lovebirds! ^^
*Hikaru is dragged offstage via Zack*
Ryuuto: OK, now let’s introduce—
*Ryuuto is interrupted by a random Chocobo that crashes into her desk*
Chocobo: Squawk! *gives her a letter* *runs away*
Ryuuto: OK…that was…random. *opens envelope* Well! It’s a letter to me from…XBZ?!
Joshua: Well, what does it say?
Ryuuto: It says, “Doesn't Riku know that Rose is going out with Kyle? –XBZ”
Joshua: No. Riku and the older characters aren’t all that up to date on certain things. This is mainly because Ryuuto barely role-plays as them any more.
Ryuuto: :/ Anyway. Let’s move on to…RIGEL AND ORION!
*Rigel walks onstage with Orion (his split personality got himself a body ‘cause I said so)* *Smack That plays for the two*
Orion: You have poor taste, Ryuuto. :3
Ryuuto: Thanks, Orion. :/ Anyway…
Joshua: How does it feel like to have a mass murderer as your split personality, Rigel? ^^
Rigel: Well, to use layman’s terms, it downright sucks. -.-;
Ryuuto: OK…and—
Joshua: How does it feel to have a pansy as your “original” personality?
Orion: Pfft. I don’t really care one way or another.
Joshua: Also, one more thing I’d like to ask: how does it feel to be a relatively new character, yet Ryuuto barely uses you in role-plays?
Orion: Makes me wanna kill her. >_>
Rigel: I think it’s fine. ^^ It gives Gemini and me a bit more quality time. :3
Joshua: I see…
Ryuuto: So that means…
Joshua and Ryuuto: You’re both emo?
*SILENCE*
Orion: I’m giving you two a ten second head start.
Joshua: Well, look at the time! I should really be going back and relieve my Producer of his burden right now! Later! ^^; *disappears*
Ryuuto: DAMN YOU, JOSHUA! *runs offstage*
Orion: TEN! *runs after Ryuuto*
Rigel: *sighs*
OFFSTAGE
Hikaru: NOW where’d the boiling water go?! >_<
Sirius: I’ve got it—!
*Ryuuto bumps into Sirius, causing him to spill a little water on Ryuuto’s index finger*
Ryuuto: OW! DAMN THAT HURTS! *starts running again*
Sirius: *sweat drop* *bumps into Orion, spilling all of the water on Orion (in an area that should NOT be touched by boiling water)*
COMMUNICATION WITH THE CAMERA LOST. COMMUNICATION WITH THE CAMERA LOST.
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