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Disturbia: Ryuuto's Talk Show [PG-14]

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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 07:35:46 pm »

DISTURBIA LIIIIIIIIVESSSS! D<
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Ryuuto: Well…I lost Ike ‘cause of some lawsuit I lost to…dunno what that’s about.  Anyway, my new assistant is none other than JOSHUA FROM TWEWY!

*Joshua walks onstage with a smirk*

Joshua: *sits next to Ryuuto* I hope this ends soon.  My Producer can’t stay as Shibuya’s temporary Composer forever, you know.

Ryuuto: Yeah, I know. :/ Anyway, please give a warm welcome to Riku Hikari! Cheesy

*Riku walks onstage with Simple and Clean (Remix) playing*

Riku: Hi all! ^^

Fanboyz: RIKU!  RIKU!  RIKU!

Joshua: *claps along*

Ryuuto: *tackle-hugs Riku* You have no idea how mean So-chan was in the first episode! T_T

Riku: *awkwardly pats Ryuuto’s head* I’m…sorry?  You know I can’t control her. *sweat drop*

All: That’s such a lie…

Ryuuto: Anyway.  Now, to get on with the interview…

Joshua: *interrupts* Riku, what would you do if Sora went out with another person? *smirk*

*DEAD SILENCE*

Riku: Who’s the tramp that’s going out with my So-chan? >_>

Ryuuto: Oh sh*t…

Joshua: Why Rose, of course.

Riku: I’ll be back. >_> *leaves to find Rose*

Ryuuto: *sweat drop* Well!  Since Ri-chan’s busy, let’s get on with a surprise guest before our last one for tonight! ^^; Please give it up for…RYUUTO MIZU!

[For the sake of sanity, I shall refer to the MALE Ryuuto as Mizu.]

*Mizu walks onstage with Savin’ Me by Nickelback playing*

Crowd: *cheer* *applaud*

Ryuuto: Hey Ryuuto-kun! ^^

Mizu: Ryu-chan. ^^ *shakes hands with me*

Joshua: Alright.  Now, for your interview…

Ryuuto: *interrupts* It shall be conducted by me this time, Josh! ^^;

Joshua: *frowns and snaps fingers mockingly*

Ryuuto: Very funny.  Anyway, Ryuuto—

Joshua: If Ryuu wasn’t your twin sister, would you go out with her? ^^

*AWKWARD SILENCE*

Mizu: Well, we’re technically not twins…

Joshua: Not answering the question. *smirks*

Ryuuto: Why do I even bother any more?

Mizu: Er…I…uh…sure? O_o

Joshua: Good enough. ^^

Ryuuto: *sigh* At any rate, how does it feel—

Joshua: To be in love with your own sister? ^^

Ryuuto: *hits Joshua* THAT WASN’T THE QUESTION I WAS GONNA ASK! >////<

Mizu: *sweat drop*

Ryuuto: *calms down slightly* Anyway.  How does it feel to be the Council Member of…oh, what was it?  Water or Time?

Mizu: Depends if you got permission from XBZ to use Kyle. ^^ Mainly, you use me as Water and someone else as Time.

Ryuuto: OK.  Well, how does it feel?

Mizu: Stressing and demanding. T_T Luckily, we have Haruka, our Founder, to help us out.  So, it’s not as bas as it should be. ^^

Ryuuto: Thanks, that’s it. ^^ Bye Ryuuto-kun!

Mizu: Later Ryu-chan! ^^ *leaves*

Ryuuto: *mutters darkly about how that could’ve gone better* Anyway, here’s our last—

Rose: WHAT THE HELL, RIKU?! [/offstage]

Riku: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, B*TCH!

*a catfight erupts offstage and starts coming onstage*

Ryuuto: Ah man!  And we were just about to end, too! D:

Joshua: I didn’t think she’d take me seriously. [/very slight sarcasm]

Ryuuto: *shakes Joshua* You idiot!  Look what you did!  After all that rebuilding of the set, I get it DESTROYED AGAIN BECAUSE OF A FIGHT BETWEEN ROSE AND RIKU OVER SORA! >_<

Joshua: Well, that’s your problem, isn’t it?  Plus, that sounds like a personal problem.

Ryuuto: >_> *sighs and sits down* *puts head in her hands* What a night…

Joshua: Well, while Ryuuto has a mental breakdown, I wish you all good-night and hope to see you for the next installment. *smirks*

[I totally don’t own Joshua…although I wish I did…very much so…]
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 07:15:44 pm »

Doesn't Riku know that Rose is going out with Kyle? God keep up Riku. lol

Audience?: Hikaru and Zack! Hikaru and Zack! Hikaru and Zack!
*hides a tape recorder behind my back*
Me: Sorry did I have my hand on that little chant button again?
Josh: Oh dear God he's at it again...

Well I'm here eating popcorn till u decide to update again. =D
Psss use Hikaru and Zack in your next interview. =D
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2008, 07:46:27 pm »

[I totally don’t own Joshua…although I wish I did…very much so…]

lolwtf? xD Joshua just sounds 'girly and somewhat sexual' to **** off Neku.. xD
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2008, 09:11:36 pm »

A girl can dream, can't she? XD

BACKSTAGE

Hikaru: Hm…now, where’d I put that pot of boiling water…?

Sirius: Found it! *hands the pot over to Hikaru*

Hikaru: Thanks, Siri! ^^ *goes off*

Camille: Er, what was that about?

Sirius: *shrugs* I dunno. *sweat drop*

ONSTAGE

Ryuuto: *yawns* And now, because it was requested, we shall have Zack and Hikaru to come onstage and receive their daily torture from yours truly…plus Joshua.

Joshua: *currently playing solitaire on Ryuuto’s laptop*

Ryuuto: Now, give it up for one of the cutest couples around, Zack and Hikaru!

*You Don’t Know My Name by Alicia Keys plays as the two walk onstage*

Hikaru: You Don’t Know My Name?  Is that the best you can do, Ryuuto? :/

Zack: I dunno.  I thought it was kinda catchy. :3

Ryuuto: Stop mocking me and let’s get down to business. :/

Hikaru: Feels like we’re in marriage counseling. >_>

Joshua: Anyway.  Hikaru, how do you feel about Zack dating this other girl that XBZ had created for him?

Hikaru: Annoyed, but if it makes him happy…

Joshua: …Some how, I doubt that you’re just annoyed.

Hikaru: NO comment. *glares at Joshua*

Ryuuto and Zack: *sweat drop*

Ryuuto: *clears throat* So, Zack, how much do you wuv ickle Karu-kins? :3

Zack: I wuf her vewy much, thank yew. Tongue

Joshua: This is getting slightly creepy.  Zack, would you marry Hikaru if you find that you love her even after college? ^^

Zack: Er…depends on what XBZ and Ryuu-chan say. ^^;

Ryuuto: I GIVETH MAH BLESSINGS TO THEE! :3

Joshua and Hikaru: Creeeepyyyyyy…

Ryuuto: Anyway…That about wraps it up…for now. >3 See ya later, lovebirds! ^^

*Hikaru is dragged offstage via Zack*

Ryuuto: OK, now let’s introduce—

*Ryuuto is interrupted by a random Chocobo that crashes into her desk*

Chocobo: Squawk! *gives her a letter* *runs away*

Ryuuto: OK…that was…random. *opens envelope* Well!  It’s a letter to me from…XBZ?!

Joshua: Well, what does it say?

Ryuuto: It says, “Doesn't Riku know that Rose is going out with Kyle? –XBZ”

Joshua: No.  Riku and the older characters aren’t all that up to date on certain things.  This is mainly because Ryuuto barely role-plays as them any more.

Ryuuto: :/ Anyway.  Let’s move on to…RIGEL AND ORION!

*Rigel walks onstage with Orion (his split personality got himself a body ‘cause I said so)* *Smack That plays for the two*

Orion: You have poor taste, Ryuuto. :3

Ryuuto: Thanks, Orion. :/ Anyway…

Joshua: How does it feel like to have a mass murderer as your split personality, Rigel? ^^

Rigel: Well, to use layman’s terms, it downright sucks. -.-;

Ryuuto: OK…and—

Joshua: How does it feel to have a pansy as your “original” personality?

Orion: Pfft.  I don’t really care one way or another.

Joshua: Also, one more thing I’d like to ask: how does it feel to be a relatively new character, yet Ryuuto barely uses you in role-plays?

Orion: Makes me wanna kill her. >_>

Rigel: I think it’s fine. ^^ It gives Gemini and me a bit more quality time. :3

Joshua: I see…

Ryuuto: So that means…

Joshua and Ryuuto: You’re both emo?

*SILENCE*

Orion: I’m giving you two a ten second head start.

Joshua: Well, look at the time!  I should really be going back and relieve my Producer of his burden right now!  Later! ^^; *disappears*

Ryuuto: DAMN YOU, JOSHUA! *runs offstage*

Orion: TEN! *runs after Ryuuto*

Rigel: *sighs*

OFFSTAGE

Hikaru: NOW where’d the boiling water go?! >_<

Sirius: I’ve got it—!

*Ryuuto bumps into Sirius, causing him to spill a little water on Ryuuto’s index finger*

Ryuuto: OW!  DAMN THAT HURTS! *starts running again*

Sirius: *sweat drop* *bumps into Orion, spilling all of the water on Orion (in an area that should NOT be touched by boiling water)*

COMMUNICATION WITH THE CAMERA LOST.  COMMUNICATION WITH THE CAMERA LOST.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 05:33:53 pm »

Fwee.... Eido-kun and Luci-kun are like... my only old (ish) characters I use now...

Anyway... that was... very very odd. Extremely odd. Like, downright creepy. ><" -ish scared-

Eido: -kicks Rob upside the head and then pours icy cold water over him-
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2008, 08:40:31 pm »

Holy ****.  I’ve made a new chapter. O_O Artemis Fowl is owned by Eoin Colfer.  Also, this was made in less than fifteen minutes. ^^;
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Ryuuto: *cracks neck* Been a while, but Disturbia still LIIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSS!

Audience: *cricket chirp*

Ryuuto: *sweat drop* Er, anyway.  I’ve got a guest to help me out ‘cause Joshua is being a downright loser.  Please welcome ARTEMIS FOWL!

*camera pans right to show Artemis sitting beside Ryuuto in one of his trademark, Armani suits*

Artemis: Good evening. *vampire smile*

Ryuuto: Colfer should have made you a vampire. :/ Anyway.  Please give it up for RYUU DORAGON!

Audience: *comes alive and cheers half-heartedly*

*Ryuu walks onstage with a huge grin while Caramelldansen plays*

Ryuuto: Welcome, Ryuu!  We’ve got a few questions to ask.

Artemis: Such as, how long have you known that you have ADHD?

Ryuu: …Eh?  I have ADH—Hey!  Who’s flashing that light?!

Artemis: I rest my case.

Ryuuto: Erm, okay.  Ryuu, what is it like to be the Council Member of Thunder?

Ryuu: Awesome fun! *wide grin* I can shock people and everything!

Artemis: Is it also true that you sometimes play the role of the Member of Time?

Ryuu: Yup. ^^ Either way, I’m faster than the average person, so it’s okay in my books.

Ryuuto: Hm.  Interesting.  Moving on—

Artemis: Is it also true that you have somehow perfected the art of alchemy?

Ryuu: Yup yup! ^^

Artemis: Do you have any notes?

Ryuu: Nope.  It was all on accident, really.  Especially when I turned that lead into gold. ^^; In fact, I don’t even remember how I did it!

Artemis: *nods and sits back*

Ryuuto: Well, that’s it for Ryuu.  Later!

Ryuu: Bye! *runs offstage to do whatever*

Ryuuto: Now to introduce one of my cold characters!  CHRIS!  COME ON OUT!

*Chris walks onstage with random Harry Potter music playing*

Fanz: CHRIS!  CHRIS!  CHRIS!  CHRIS! *scream shrilly*

Chris: *raises eyebrow* Didn’t think I was so popular.

Ryuuto: Who does? ^^;

Artemis: At any rate, is it true that Ryuuto based you off of Ike from Fire Emblem?

Chris: That’s correct.  She did alter a few things, but it does not change the fact that I was still based off of Ike.

Artemis: Fan girl.

Ryuuto: Guilty as charged. ^w^ Anyway.  How does it feel to be part dragon?

Chris: Pretty good, actually.  What’s better is the fact that I can use the power of ice at will.

Artemis: Really?

Chris: Quite. *demonstrates by freezing Ryuuto’s Dr. Pepper*

Ryuuto: HEY!  I was drinking that! >_<

Chris: *shrugs nonchalantly*

Artemis: I think you also based him a little off of me.

Ryuuto: Ya think? >_> At any rate…

Artemis: In your opinion, who is smarter: you or Ryuuto?

Chris: There’s no contest.  Obviously, I’m smarter than Ryuuto.

Ryuuto: >_> Take.  That.  Back.

Chris: Why should I take back the truth?

Ryuuto: YOU ARE DEAD!

*Ryuuto starts to chase Chris around the studio with a war axe* *Chris attempts to hide offstage*

Artemis: *sigh* Well, that is all for tonight.  So, I wish you all farewell until the next exciting installment.

Ryuuto: [offstage]STOP MOCKING ME![/offstage]
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2008, 08:02:29 pm »

Wow, nice addition. To be honest, I 'm just posting here for updates on this interesting talk-show.

I rather enjoyed the introduction of Artemis. You should use him more often. And more catfights...
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