And here we go with the next installment!
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Ryuuto: *drags Ike in by his hair* Hello people! Meet my new assistant: Ike! :3
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! IT’S IKE-KUN!
Ryuuto: *evil aura surrounds her* BACK OFF. [/demonic voice and fire breath]
Ike:
Help me, dear Goddess! Nice to be on here…what IS here, anyway?
Ryuuto: Disturbia: Ryuuto’s Talk Show that looks like Oprah’s talk show.
Ike: Oh…kay. *sweat drop*
Ryuuto: Anyway. Ike is gonna help me ask questions. Speaking of, here’s our next guest, ROOOOOOOOOOSE!
*Umbrella by Rhianna plays as Rose walks on stage*
Boyz (except Ike): *cat call* *cheer* *applaude*
Rose: *blows a kiss into the crowd and sits down on the couch* Let’s get this over with. I have a psychologist’s appointment to attend ‘cause of the last episode. ^^
Ike: Yeah, yeah, sure. First question: Why do you hate Hikaru?
Rose: ‘Cause she hates me. Duh.
Ike: Yeah? And how does that make you feel?
Ryuuto: *blinks*
What the hell is he doing…?Rose: …I refuse to answer. *looks a little hurt*
Ike: It obviously hurts you. :/
Rose: *starts crying*
Fanboyz: *angry muttering* *roll up any long sleeves they happen to wear*
Ike and Ryuuto: OH F**K! *run away from angry fanboyz*
Ryuuto: CUT TO COMMERCIAL! CUT TO COMMERCIAL!
Ike: OMFG! MY LEG!
Random Australian Dude: And now we shall bring your attention to this cute, pink koala. Isn’t she just a lovely little Sheila?
*the koala is licking a eucalyptus leaf and cutely looks around before munching cutely on the leaf*
RAD: Let’s see if the fighting has stopped, hm?
*cuts back to a blood fest* *immediately cuts back to the koala*
RAD: HOLY CRAP! Sorry about that, kiddies! Anyway…*rants on how koalas are so cute*
*cuts back to the talk show*
Ryuuto: *bruised and covered in bandages* Ow…
Ike: *also bruised, but has a cast on one of his legs* Seconded…
Ryuuto: Er, let’s meet our next guest since Rose is…busy.
Ike: And our next guest is…
Ryuuto: The ever fabulous…
Ike: The ever shy…
Ryuuto: The ever…oh, whatever. Please give it up for CAMILLE VULPECULA NUIT!
*Camille walks on stage with Calling (a song from The World Ends With You) playing for him*
Fangirlz: *squeal* *cheer*
Random Fanboyz: *cat call* *cheer*
Fangirlz and boyz: WE LOVE YOU CAMILLE! EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Camille: *blinks cutely before sitting down on the couch* Um…I’ve never done this before, so I’m a little nervous. *nervous chuckle*
Crowd: AWWWWW~!
Ike and Ryuuto:
Wow. He has fanboyz. That’s a little…different.Ryuuto: OK, then we’ll go easy on you. :3
Ike: You’ll be doing questions, Ryuuto. :/
Ryuuto: Fine! Anies…
Ike:
WTF? Anies? What the hell is that?!Ryuuto: Who would YOU go out with: Sirius or *gasp* Lucy?
Camille: *blushes* Er…I don’t know. I don’t want either of them hurt by my decision…
Ike: Fair enough.
Ryuuto: Would you tap Axel? XD
Camille: Tap? What’s that supposed to mean?
Ike: …You’ve never played “Tap That”?
Camille: ?_? What kinda game is that?
Ryuuto and Ike: Never mind, then.
Camille: OK…
Meanwhile on offstage…
Sirius: *blinks* My “Somebody-Is-Trying-To-Play-Tap-That-with-Camille” sense is tingling…
Hikaru: …Eh?
Sirius: *thinks* Nah. Must be my imagination. ^^ *goes back to work cleaning things up*
Back onstage…
Ike and Ryuuto: *playing rock-paper-scissors to see who asks the next question* *Ryuuto wins*
Ryuuto: WOOT! SCISSORS CUTS PAPER!
Ike: Damn it…
Ryuuto: Now, Cam, just answer me this last question before we go.
Camille: OK. ^^
Ryuuto: What…
Ike:
Wait…Ryuuto: Is…
Ike:
OH SH*T! IT’S COMING! *hides offstage* GOING TO GET SOME WATER! [/shouts offstage]
Ryuuto: THE EFFING MEANING OF LIFE?!?!
*stage explodes in an awesome shower of fireworks, like the display of this year’s Olympic Opening Ceremony*
Random Person: AHHHH! MY HAIR’S ON FIRE!
RP #2: MY LEG!
RP #3: *on phone* DUDE! THE F***ING STAGE EXPLODED ALL BECAUSE OF THE QUESTION SHE ASKED! IT WAS AWWWWWESOOOOOME!
Ryuuto: *coughs* *covered in ash* Er…see you next time on Disturbia? *nervous chuckle*
((I have no idea what I was on when I made this...must've been the Dr. Pepper I had...))
