Aisenfield

Okay, well, I browsed through the Forum Games and noticed that there was no Wish Corrupter game! Thinking of how this could be, I decided to get right on it.

The way to play is easy, just wish for something, then the next person corrupts it and posts their own wish.

Say for example a person above me wishes for an airplane, then I say something along the lines of 'wish granted, but it crashes into you'.

Get it? Got it? Good

I'll start us off!

I wish for a Death Star.

Granted, but it has no atmosphere, no way to get oxygen to it, and you cannot control it at all.

I wish for a penny that is not fake.

Granted, instead it's a grenade!

I wish that Newt from Aliens was real.

Granted, but she's only real in an alternate dimension, and when you go there, she'll explode.

I wish for an explosion far away from me or my family and friends.

Aww :(

Granted, it instead explodes near the Earth's core and blows us all up, Good job.

I wish that I was in the movie Aliens ;D

Granted, but you don't get any screen time and get killed within 5 seconds of the start.

I wish everyone had an afro and purple pants, etc, like in the disco-era.

Granted, we get blinded from the Disco lights though.

I wish that Raccoon City from Resident Evil really existed.

Granted, but it's only after it was nuked.

I wish Miror B. was real.

Granted, oddly enough, he's the president of the US now and makes us dance everyday at 5 o_O Thanks a lot!!

I wish that..erm, I was transported to Raccoon City before it got nuked.

Granted, you arrived five seconds beforehand.

I wish to be happy for a thousand years.

Granted... But you die before 1000 years is up.

I wish I had a pet Kenta.

Granted...unfortunately, your ambiguity led to the pet of yours being Kenta Kobashi, the professional wrestler.

I wish that no one close to me (including myself) could feel pain or die.

Granted, but for some unknown reason you suddenly became emo and became depressed.

I wish that you would not grant my wish.

Granted, but there wasn't a wish to grant.

I wish I was made of pure epic.

Granted, but everyone envied you and thus you got banned to another dimension. Go you ;3

I wish that... Poke'mon is real (I'd die if it were XD)

Granted, Ho-Oh Sacred Fires you to death though.

I wish that I was a Druid.

Granted, but the trees take revenge for all the wooden furniture in your house and kill you.

I wish I was purple and unhappy.

Granted, but instead, you're blue and unhappy.

I wish everyone had a Miror B. afro.

Granted, it's so big though that you can't move.

I wish that I had a pet Pokemon, preferably a Glameow.

Granted, but the Glameow has rabies and it tries to main you.

I wish that the world was wiped of all noobs.

Granted, but you're considered one of them, so you're wiped too.

I wish that I had all the tea in the world.

Granted, but the British are now after you because they apparently like to drink lots of tea.

I wish there was no corruption in the world.

Granted, instead, there's Zombies.

I wish that I was the best.

Granted, but you were assassinated due to you corrupting all the world's teenage girls with your hair.

I wish I had some sugar cubes.

Granted, they're toxic though.

I wish I was in command of the Russian Army ;D

Granted, but it's right after WWII, so you get command of all 12 of them.

I wish I could stop watching Heroes.

Granted, instead, you now have to watch boring soaps all day.

I wish that Russia was still a superpower.

Granted, but the Russian's greatest enemy attacks it along with the help of several other countries and destroys it.

I wish people would stop pretending to be me and stop spamming boards under my name.

Granted, but you get flamed by a pack of roving idiots.

I wish I was a Dragonite. =D

Granted, you put on a bit of weight though...

I wish that I was Lugia.

Granted, but no one wants to fight a legendary, so you're stuck in a pokeball forever.

I wish I was in severe pain for all eternity.

Granted, you end up being owned by Satan though, so I guess you're dead now...

I wish that I was the main star in a horror movie.

Granted, but you're only the main character for 2 seconds until you're eaten alive. Then the wacky sidekick finally gets to be a main character.

I wish I have non-toxic paint.

Granted, too bad you spill it in your eyes and become blind.

I wish that I could actually live in a horror movie and not die.

Granted, but you don't get any screen time.

I wish Agent would learn how to properly ask his wish.

Granted, I now make up stupid wishes.

I wish that I had a cookie

Granted, but it gets the main character part in the horror movie, and you never see it again.

I wish I had explosives.

Granted, but you blow yourself up.

I wish that I was Leon Kennedy.

Granted but you are hit by a train immediately afterward.

I wish I could write some great rock songs.

Granted, but people never hear of you.

I wish that I  had a plate of cookies, that aren't poisoned.

Granted, but I force you to give them to Venom.

I wish I had a magnifying glass.

Granted, you burn your skin with it though.

I wish that I had a piece of paper.

Granted, but you write your name on it and die.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish that I was the owner of Saturn.

Granted, a chunk from its ring totally pwns you, though.

I wish I was a Typhlosion. =3

Granted, but you're in the middle of a lake.

I wish I was sleepy.

0.o" *Runs across water to dry land...*

Granted, but you never wake up, since your always so sleepy.

I wish people in the city weren't morons.

Granted, but they all become super geniuses and so now you're the dumbest person in the city.

I wish there were more hot chicks in my dorm.

Granted, but they've all been given STD's, by the other dudes.

I wish everyone in the world was epic, including myself.

Granted, we're so epic we've ignited God's fury though.

I wish that I was the War Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Granted, but someone else wished the same within 0.07 seconds of your wishing it, so both wishes were canceled.

I wish for the next person to wish to have an uncorrupted wish.

Your wish comes true.

I wish your wish was undone.

Granted, but now you've created a hole in the fabrics of space and time.

I wish that I was Raptor Jesus.

Granted, but you go extinct.

I wish my mom would shut up.

Granted but now she never talks to you.

i wish my gf would stop thinking and just act.

Granted, she decides to kill you ^_^

I wish that I was...Godly Cat!

Granted, and now cats rule the world...


I WISH I WAS TEH PIMP OF AISENFIELD!!!

Granted, but with DT head over heels, for you, well...you drown in her randomness.

I wish I had a free wish that couldn't be corrupted, including this one.

Granted, you just ruined the point of this game.

I wish that I was a C&C Tiberium Wars master.

Granted, but you're killed within 0.04 seconds of becoming such.

I wish the next person to post had an uncorrupted wish, and that this wish cannot be undone.

Granted, this thread implodes because you ruined the point though.

I wish that I was Kane, from the C&C games.

Granted, but the thread imploded and it undid your wish.

I wish this thread was back.

Granted, but you're dead now.

I wish that I had an Avatar Warmech.

Granted, but it's old, rusted, and cannot be fixed. Basically, a giant lawn ornament.

I wish I had a strawberry.

Granted, I poisoned it though.

I wish that George Dubya Bush was a donkey.

Granted, but his intelligence didn't rise, as you probably would have expected.

I wish potato chips only came in the original flavor, so Light's family would probably discover the miniature television hidden in his chips.

Granted, but instead, his family decides to go along with his little plan. Good job -_-

I wish that Light Yagami was real.

Granted, but he still dies anyway.

I wish Light didn't take a potato chip, and eat it.

Granted, now he eats cucumbers, and cucumbers are evil.

I wish that I had a Death Note.

Granted, but I arrest you and take it.

I wish that kool-aid only came in pink lemonade, grape, lime, orange, and cherry flavors.

Granted, because you made that wish though, people get pissed off at you.

I wish I was an apple.

Granted, but I bake you into a pie.

I wish everyone hated me.

Granted, they decide to murder you too.

I wish I had apple pie.

Granted, but Ryuk beats you up and takes it. Only to realize it's not as good as the apples them self, so he throws it at your face.

I wish Ryuk had an apple.

Granted, he somehow manages to make you choke on it though and you die.

I wish that I was Ryuk.

Granted, but you switched bodies (I guess.) as soon as Ryuk died because he spent so much time focusing on Light's plots and apples he forgot to write down names.

Since you made no wish, the universe implodes.

I wish that I wasn't injured.

Granted, but you get injured right after you made the wish.

I wish hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia wasn't redlined by Firefox.

Granted, now faskdfjsdgl;sdjgsdlgj isn't redlined.

I wish that sdkfsjdg;sldgjs was a real word.

Granted, because I like words, but no one else does so they kill you.

I wish M&Ms were even more awesome.

Granted, they're so awesome now, that the US got crushed by a giant M&M. Good going, you just killed most of the people here.

I wish that the US's territory was in part of the ocean.

Granted, but underwater fish-people kill us all for trying to advance on their land, we bothered them enough exploring it. Great job.

I wish for a Popsicle.

Granted, I accidently manage to stab you with it though.

I wish I had an apple.

Granted, but Ryuk stabs you with his hair.

I wish Ryuk had an apple.

Granted,  he goes insane and blows up half the US.

I wish that I was a Shinigami.

Granted, but the king forgot to give you a Death Note, so you die within two weeks.

I wish for the next person whom wishes in this thread to get two wishes.

Granted, due to that though, you die for cheating the point of the game.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Not granted, because the wish-granter said so.

I wish this game wasn't almost exactly like create and destroy.

Granted, now the thread implodes on itself, shrinking our post count in the process.

I wish I was an Ubersmencsh, or however you spell it.

Granted, but you implode for some unknown reason.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you wasted your wish.

I wish I could make people explode.

Granted, but it's by looking at them. Let's just put it this way, you looked in the mirror.

I wish I had sugar.

Granted, You explode though.

I wish I was in the anime Now and Then, Here and There.

Granted, but you're just an extra character concept.

I wish it rained sugar.
 

Granted, we all die from overdose.

I wish that I was an IMPORTANT character in Now and Then, Here and There.

Granted, I see no reason why not, except everyone you love mourns your loss and kills themselves.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, you implode before you can use it.

I wish I had ten more seconds then I should have to live.

Granted, but it's only because it took you ten seconds to wish that, then you die.

I wish for the next person who wishes to have a corrupted wish.

Granted, due to you wishing that though, the thread implodes and all our post counts go to 0

I wish I had 5912850923582069238602396 posts.

Granted, but it explodes and the mods and admins reward you with a brand new post-counter.

Your wish for nothingness, granted. You become an emotionless black hole that sucks up everything.

I wish for a big balloon, and lots of air.

Granted, but the air escaped before you could put it in the balloon. And then, you find that the balloon isn't a balloon, but a flaming bag filled with feces.

I wish for no more wishes to ever be granted ever again.

Granted, the universe implodes due to consequences that we did not forsee.

I wish that Koko-Ru was real.

Granted, But doesn't stay for more than a few seconds

i wish that life was easyer

Granted, but it turns into one of those Robots-take-over type things.

I wish bicycles were made of cake.

Granted, we have no bikes now since you decided to eat them all.

I wish that my new favorite anime, Now and Then, Here and There, was real.

Granted, but see The Matrix for more information.

I wish that The Matrix was real.

Granted, people can now fly in mid-air, jump way high up into the air, and walk up walls. Good job, you just made the perfect thief.

I wish that I was the Master.

Granted, but it's only a title, it holds no meaning whatsoever.

I wish that people understood that there is no true good and evil.

Granted, now they believe more in God instead of Satan and so, we never see it coming when Satan kills us.

I wish for Venus.

Granted, but it's that old razor commercial or whatever.

I wish for Doctor Pepper.

Granted, you die due to caffeine overdose.

I wish for the planet Pluto to be a planet again.

Granted, due to you saying Pluto was a planet and not a dwarf planet before you wished it was a planet again, you cause a time-space paradox.

I wish motorcycles were made of cheese.

Granted, they can't go anywhere now though.

I wish I had a Semi.

Granted, now you have half a wheel of motorcycle-cheese.

I wish every parrot in the world was named Polly so that when they ask for crackers, it makes sense.

Granted, but now people don't make sense.

I wish I had a dog & a cat.

Granted, but they have rabies.

I wish this crappy George of the Jungle show was off Cartoon Network.

Granted, now me singing the Numa Numa song is on instead.

I wish that instead of Naruto, there was the Numa Numa song in the Toonami slot.

Granted, and nobody did anything to stop it.

I wish Adult Swim had some new non-feces-y animes. Of course, Death Note stays on air.

Granted, however, the animes include things that you absolutely hate.

I wish I could draw anime faces good.

You become able to draw anime faces good. Sadly, this is only your personal perspective, as the rest of the world thinks your anime faces are the faces of Satan, and they throw you in an insane asylum, where you develop actual insanity, and you whittle away for 5 days before you draw a face so ugly that it causes everyone who lays eyes on it to kill themselves in dramatic fashions, taking others with them. Being insane, and believing this picture to be the face of God (in anime), you run around showing it to the world, eventually using a satellite laser to draw the picture onto the surface of the moon, killing nearly all seeing life on earth. Afterwards, alone, praying to your insane moon god, you eventually die a painful death at the hands of the blind mole people, who sacrifice you as the savior of their people, and the harbinger of their new world order.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Granted, but instead something corrupts it.

I wish I could find a good sandbox game.

Granted, but the sand manages to kill you.

I wish I was Gaara of the Sand.

Granted, but you become Garaa of the Sand at his birth, and thus you are forced through all his mind-numbing, painful experiences, from betrayal, to the prevention of emo-ness, to the insomnia and insanity. However, because you aren't actually Garaa in your mind, and don't have his strong will, when you use the forced sleep thing to awaken the Raccoon, it eats your soul, and you die.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but it's not corrupted and still manages to do absolutely nothing. Besides killing the person whom wished it, of course.

I wish the next person to post wished a wish.

Granted, but before you could see me make my wish, you imploded.

I wish that Dialga was real.

Granted, but he reverses time so that L hasn't imploded long enough for me to explain, arduously and extensively, how he failed, because by making it so that it wasn't corrupted, you therefore didn't grant the wish in the first place, and therefore you failed to follow the rules of the Wish Corrupting Society, and thus he would be executed in the sacred ritual of Wish Corruption Execution...

El, care este condamnat de către ordinea de sacru protector al omniverse acum se fi executat, cu trudă şi extensiv. Amin.

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！刺猬刺猬 幽灵鬼！ 刺猬刺猬 幽灵鬼！ 刺猬刺猬 幽灵鬼！ 刺猬刺猬 幽灵鬼！
应吃胎糕应吃胎糕你真真真应吃胎糕应吃胎糕应吃胎糕胎糕很好！ 你已经死。
and thus you are dead... 笑哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。

我希望有人能理解这一点。

Sad to say I can actually read that with out translating


Granted, but this post was deleated therefore no one understood your point

I wish that Pokemon were not real

Granted, but due to that, Pokemon Crater never existed and, because of that, this forum never existed either.

I wish that the places in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance were real.

Granted, but then you would not live in your house and would not have acess to your computer causing your inability to have wished for the wish

I wish for vanilla cake

really, you can? Nice.

For that, Granted, but no one else in the world gets any.

i wish there were more smileys here at Aisenfield, like at One Manga Forums

Granted, there as so many though that people get pissed off and leave the forums.

I wish there were more new members.

yeah my foreign language is chinese


Granted but the flood of new members makes it impossible to post

I wish for no school.

what? lots of smileys make people leave? Preposterous, balderdash, posh, poppycock, blasphemy, heresy!

maura: really? same here. what level?

Granted, but then no one learns anything, and the world crumbles into stupidity. YAYZ! Stupidity means insanity is free!!! YES!!!

wendys

You wished for Wendy's, but soon afterwards, McDonald's heard of this and has now started to flood your home with phone calls and messages.

Burger King.

you wished for burger king and now everybody in the world is getting fat


I wish for a computer



grade 9 so this is my third year taking chinese

wait, you got Mandarin in middle school? lucky, i started in Freshman year

You get a PC, and are barraged by the stereotypes of PCs
The commercials try to reverse these stereotypes, but... well, lol
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/business/19digi.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/business/19digi.html) See first chunk of 11th paragraph

i wish for L to post next.

Granted, but it happens in a parallel universe.

I wish for C.

Granted but all of the letters on your keyboard turn into C's

I wish for a pokeball

Granted but it is only half the ball the rest was never finished

I wish for a Star(yes "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a Gigantic nuclear furnace. Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees" and yes this is a real song "Why Does the sun shine?" - They Might Be Giants)

Granted, but it imploded seconds later turning into a black hole

I wish for a pumpkin

Granted, but it turns out to be the Great Pumpkin, and nobody believes you, so they put you in an insane asylum right next to AID when he was going through his good faces wish, where you are forced to see all his hideous pictures, and you barf up all of your organs and die.

I wish for cheese to be given to the next poster.

Wish granted seeing i get the benifits xD
*Gets the cheese and eats it* ^^ Yummy in my Tummy!

I wish for A chance to question Obama and McCain myself!

Granted, they manage to kill you though since the interview was in private.

I wish I was the best US president ever, like Lincoln.

Granted, but again, it is only to your perception (for example, i thought Washington was better)(fyi Lincoln didn't want to free the slaves), as you actually bring about what Christian fanatics would consider a form of Rapture, as you unleash a super virus killing all the potential victims (based on genetics) and decomposing their bodies in 5 seconds. You are then targeted as the "Anti-Christ" and are thrown in the same room of the same insane asylum from last time, and die a horrible death at your own hands from your horribly ugly pictures....

i wish the person who posts after me will receive their favorite food.

granted but it is spoiled

I wish for a mewtwo

Granted but he obliterates you in a few seconds and walks away

I wish for a new car(like a Nisan 360z)

(why would you spoil the food given to you, maura?)
Granted, it's a hummer, and you go bankrupt buying gas, forced to fake insanity to get free food from an insane asylum. Fortunately for you, AID's horrible pictures are gone. But your still stuck there.

I wish the person following this post would get an atom of gold.

Granted, but the atom of gold multiplies, thus alowing me to buy back all i had loss from buying the Hummer i had bought and more!

I wish The next person to post would receive a winning lottery ticket.

Granted, but i mistake it for a lottery ticket from years gone by, so i go back, and end up with the same amount of cash i just won, but in the past when it's worth sh*tloads more.

I wish the world was 97!

Granted, but since you didn't specify by what you meant by 97, it's only been 97 years since the Earth was formed. Good-job...

I wish that everything anime in my head that I have ever thought of would appear in real life.

Granted, however, you're brought to an insane asylum.

Although I clearly wished for nothing, some people I refuse to mention the name of cannot see that.

um... L, read the rules and edit your post please.

Since you also wished for nothing, like myself, you receive everything and thus your head explodes.

I wish that Sichlu wasn't so uncreative.

What? You call me uncreative? Balderdash!
seriously, though, to me, that's incredibly rude. that's like saying your a "person in the obituaries". Not cool.

Granted, except i was already creative, so now i am "technically" more so.

I'd share this creativity, but i have been insulted.

I wish for people to stop insulting my creative abilities.

Granted, but we just started, so everyone gets mad and kills you.

I wish pop cans were made out of liquid nitrogen.

Granted, now we freeze whenever we touch soda cans.

I wish that I was the best.

Granted, but that just means you caught a lot of pokémon like everyone else.

I wish for the next person to post to have a wish.

Granted, but the wish has already been granted.

I wish for it to be tomorrow.

Granted, it's tomorrow, but to others, it's only been one minute.

I wish that time imploded in on itself.

Granted, but Dialga gets mad and gets in a war with Palkia for no particular reason, destroying Aisenfield.

I wish Q wasn't a letter.

Granted, but without Q the moderator, P and R return to their war over the extension, and the English language is destroyed in the process of a massive keyboard war.

I wish for people to wake up.

I wake up but i have to go to court so you are alone again ^^

i wish for Sichlu to make a new friend today

Granted but Sichlu gets sick and stays in bed thus can't make any friends today.

I wish there was no school tomorrow.

Granted but because you don't have school tomorrow, there will be no thanksgiving break

i wish i had something to do

Granted, you meet me, but unfortunately, in true AID style, I chop your head off with my hand.

I wish that L lived nearby, the user, not the fictional character.

Granted. However, your town's (or whatever it may be) population slowly declines. Due to my...er...let's just say I get thirsty once in a while. And sooner or later it becomes barren.

I wish that wishes were always corrupted.

Granted everybodies elses wishes are corrupted except for yours.

I wish for candy and pumpkinz

Granted. Since I like candy, and I know it will be shared with me, it shall not be corrupted.

I wish it was Halloween again.

Wish granted, but it was only for 5 more seconds.

I wish for a pound of dark chocolate

Granted, that pound of chocolate kills you.

I wish for a good game.

Granted, but it's only good for 0.06 of a second.

I wish for half a pound of white chocolate.

granted, but it is covered in slime

I wish for L to post next

To bad the wish is not granted I POSTED!

Rawr i wish for ... that's a good question what do i wish for... O i know

I wish for the next person to wish for me^^

Granted, i wish for me, and thus i discover myself.

Scribbles. Just scribbles.

The scribbles become straight, bold lines. Seriously, make a wish next time.

I wish Pierce Brosnan was still James Bond.

Granted, but is quickly replaced by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I wish for a wish that is used to wish for a wish to wish for pudding.

Granted, but you have used "wish" so many times, that they cancel out, so you no longer have a wish, and thus you explode from lack of granting.

gargantuan... oh, I'm sorry...
I wish gargantuan.

sheesh, calm down Kor...

wait, Kor? Where'd you come from?

I would love to grant your wish, but i dont know what gargantuan is. Thus wish is nulled XD

I wish for an amazing colorific coloring book XDDD

Granted, but you get stabbed in the throat with a crayon with a license to kill named Amanda.

I wish I had an anvil.

Granted...it doesn't fall on your head, you place it in your living room as an end table and you live happily ever after.

Wait...crap...

I wish I was baked into a pizza.

Granted, but it has anchovies.

I wish it snows tonight so I don't have school tomorrow.

Granted but it only snowed .00000002 inches so u still have school but your bus crashed in to a tree on the way to your house so you are excused from school ;D

I wish that it was December 15th because that is when my Winter break starts...

Granted, but time skips ahead to December 22, when my break starts, and you teachers cut your break short so that's the day it starts.

I wish people could really do  :o in real life.

Granted, too bad their eyes blow up when they do it.

I wish that I didn't have to blink.

Granted, but your eyes become so dry, that you have to  :o. See previous post for more information.

I wish wishes were wished by wishers.

Granted, but now we're all busy day-dreaming to do anything productive.

I wish I could play CivCity: Rome

Granted, as long as it doesn't make you a bigger gamer than I am, then you shall implode.

I wish Hellsing was real.

Granted, unfortunately, due to the name, Bush orders nukes to be fired at characters from Hellsing and ends up killing us all.

I wish George Dubya Bush would jump off a bridge.

Granted, and the world becomes a much better place.

I wish cough drops were real.

wish granted but when you take some it has poision in it.
i wish i lived in a anime world

Granted, but then the whole world gets transported there and then the jocks kill you.

I with Nerds (The candy, to clarify) were sanitary.

Granted, but now actual Nerds(the people) are even more unsanitary.

I wish I had ice cream.

wish granted but its melted, i wish for a penny

Granted, but it's made of nitroglycerin and explodes when try to pick it up, and when you picked it up, you were by your computer, therefore you can never get on Aisenfield again.

I wish that wishes were fishes.

Granted, and therefore your wish is a fish, and therefore the wish can't be granted, sending you into a paradox dimension where floating fish spawn from people's heads whenever they think of a wish. This includes sharks.

I wish that L was here.

Oh, hey. What's goin' on?

I wish that that wasn't spelled as that, but in fact, thatt.

Granted, too bad I kill you because it annoys me.

I wish I had a nuke.

Granted, too bad it killed you because you annoyed it.

I wish my sister had a pop can.

Granted, too bad I poisoned it.

I wish I had a nuke that would not kill me.

Granted, it only fatally injures you and then you die from your injuries.

I wish Firefox was more like Google Chrome.

wish granted then you die.
i wish for food =3

Wish granted, then your food dies and so do you and all your loved ones, and every kitty on Earth.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, I poisoned it.

I wish for a big TV.

Granted, but it's not granted.

I wish people didn't poison things.

Ah, not much, just busy with random stuffs; barely have time to visit Daieoskail II and the Uchiha Izumi stories, but things are finally lightening up.

I do too, it seems so violent now; can't we corrupt wishes without killing people? I mean come on.......
And that's why apples are delicious... AID... AID.... Oh, oops, i forgot boring people to death...

I wish for Dissociative Identity Disorder!

Almost granted, but I already took it all.

I wish there was more DID to go around for all these other people that want it, and that no DID was taken from me.

The first part was granted, but because you used "and", it counted as a second wish and was ignored, so i take all of your alternate personalities. Yay, now my 42 voices plus your 55 voices makes......


I wish that you got some back, Alucard.

Granted, the resulting confusion on my brain causes Al to explode(don't ask).

I wish I could stay awake without needing sleep.

Granted, but since you probably never saw that episode of Fairly Odd Parents, you die.

I wish Sichlu knew if my alter-egos were ever taken, they'd come back.

Also, Sichlu, you know I have more than 55 personalities. Silly goose.

I know, Alucard, that's the point, I only borrowed 55, so my wish for some to go back would come true!

Granted, except I already knew that (hence borrowed), so that information now becomes something actually useful to me; In this case, how to get out of a certain predicament that may befall me in the not-so-near-future.

I wish AID would explain:

Granted, me explaining it causes the universe to come to a stop and for oxygen to disappear though(told you not to ask)

I wish I could do anything I wanted

No need to grant, you already can do anything you want. The real question is, may you...?

I wish spaces.

Granted, but because you're so vague, I have no idea what I'm granting and accidentally cause Michael J. to come after you/your kids/children that are your relatives.

I wish I didn't have school

PayPal just shtudown.

I wish I could get some.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish I didn't have a report due tomorrow that the teacher just told us about today.

Granted, instead the teacher fails you.

I wish I didn't have to memorize spanish stuff and say it in front of the class.

Granted. 現在話中語。非長凶！

我祝我有胎糕！

Wait...what does all of that have to say?

Since I have no idea and can't be bothered to go to google translate, I grant a random wish and end up giving you AIDs.

I wish I knew Japanese.

很好！我有ＡＩＤ們！你去給我東西！謝謝你！

給你的祝，可是這不是日語。這是中語。

我還祝我有胎糕...

You seem to enjoy moonspeak, so I'll grant you speaking it forever.
But then you forget english and become stuck in America. Enjoy scraping out your immigrant like existence.

I wish everything bad would happen to me.

Your wish is granted but then the governments open up body factories. And everyone has to pay 1 million dollars to keep their bodies from being cut up into profit. There goes your 1 million dollars...


I wish for sanity in my mind...

I would like to say that I find this VERY offensive.
1. I was writing traditional mandarin, not f*kng moonspeak.
2. I speak English as a primary language. I am learning Chinese and using it for fun.
3. I was born and raised in America.

So 我踢你的非常小球們 to you, jerk.

Anyways..... Granted, but your still stuck in an insane asylum. Yay for you!

我還祝我有胎糕。

Your wish for squares is granted.

I wish Ievan's Polkka wasn't so addictive.

它不是，可是你還不會說中語。你不知道，對不起。

我真真真真祝我有胎糕。

Your wish circles is granted, but they turned out to be ellipses.

I wish I could fight the powah.

Granted, you end up getting killed by a giant drill though.

I wish that I could understand Sichlu.

我給你的祝。你會看中文。會。

我真真真真真真真真祝我有胎糕。

Again, since I can't understand you, I give you a cat.




It will maul you to death.

I wish that Sho from TWEWY was real.

...Sure, why not?

I wish Sichlu would stop trying to be random by making squares and constantly saying 97 in a gigantic red font.

Granted. Instead, he posts an even more confusing language and causes all our heads to explode.

Zetta depressing :(

I wish that Aisenfield wouldn't underline zetta as being spelled wrong or whatever.

Granted, but then Firefox does.

I wish the Reverse World was funnier than it already is.

我給你的祝。你已經死了。

我還祝我有胎糕。非常不好。

Dammit, Sichlu, quit wishing for squares.

I wish everyone had to have an NES.

Granted, they're broken.

I wish that Hinamizawa existed.

Due to the awesome name, granted.

I wish pickles didn't crunch when people chewed them.

Granted, instead, they snap, crackle, and pop.

I wish that asdlgsdjgk was an actual word and meant crazy.

Granted, but only clinically insane people may use it.

I wish I understood why people think Ievan's Polkka and the Lucky Star Opening are annoying.

Granted, but you can't comprehend the logic.

I wish I could do a logic bomb.

Insufficient funds to complete request.

I wish I could just quit gaming so much.

Granted, you quit gaming... By getting sentenced for life.

I wish people wouldn't stuff their religion down other peoples' throats.

Granted, they literally stuff food down other people's throats now though.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted, but now you don't have a head.

I wish I didn't eat popcorn yesterday so I wouldn't be addicted to it now.

Granted, you're addicted to butter instead.

I wish I never had to go to school.

School now has to go to you.

I wish my parents didn't swear by McAfee.

Granted, they instead....do something that's in your worst nightmares, for whatever reason. Meh, bite me, I can't come up with a good reason.

I wish that Sci-Fi actually aired new episodes of Estate of Panic and Cha$e

poof, but the episodes have shoddy voice actors and a lame story
i wish for no corruption

Ungranted, there is corruption.

I wish everyone had Garry's mod.

Granted, we all die due to it's awesomeness.

I wish that I had two heads

Granted, but they argue with each other.

I wish I had a new cell phone.

Granted, it explodes in your hand, you lose said hand.

I wish my avatar would show up.

Granted, but you get banned, because it's inappropriate.

I wish I had a new French horn.

Granted, but it sucks ass.

I wish that I had toast.

Your toast wish is granted, but it is dropped into the sewers.

I wish... politicians would stop being corrupt assholes.

Granted, instead they are thieving murderers.

I wish I had money.

Granted but its counterfeit.

I wish for lots of chocolate!

Granted, but it's exploding chocolate.

I wish for a dinosaur that listens to me.

Granted but its Barney and he drives you insane with his songs.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you're dead.

I wish Bioshock 2 was out

Granted, but when you buy it you are thrown into a spiral of debt and your electricity bill has not been paid in about a year. So, you have no electricity, obviously. You manage to have about two drops of gas left in your car so you go to your best friend's house next door to your own. However, when you open the door you find your best friend to be dead. (S)He was brutally murdered in an awful fashion which only the sight of it can describe. Also, all over his/her gaming consoles/handhelds were taken. You then try to commit suicide a total of seven times. You fail every time. However, the last time you try to manage to take out part of the brain that controls motion. You are then paralyzed from the neck down and forced to watch as the world becomes a Hell so unbearable that everyone you know and love commits suicide or is murdered by the many gangs now ruling the streets. The Government of the time can no longer prevent the gangs from overthrowing them. So, quite obviously, the gangs now rule the U.S. They then launch attacks on countries all over the world. Consequently, the nations of the world are thrown into another World War. While the countries spend all their money on their military, the people of them suffer greatly since the money is not circling back to them. They then grow to hate their countries and overthrow them. Most of the nations the U.S. attacked now unite to take it down. A New Era of peace has been established. But then another conflict rises, What of the conquered land? Who shall receive it? While the wiser people try to prevent another issue, the more rash people rush into war to claim what once was the U.S. Sooner or later, the war-bringing people have mostly been eliminated. The people who have never wanted a fight now rule. A second era of peace has arrived. The land issue has probably been settled by now. While the peaceful rule, they incarcerate and kill most of the evil and wicked. I suppose you could say it's the start of a New World, where only the kind may tread.

I wish for a piece of cake.

...wow, wtf?

Granted, I poison it.

I wish that I could actually comprehend the essay he just wrote.

Granted but he edits it into something more complicated.

And dude that is the most awesome wish corruption ever.

I wish... People read my blog.

Granted, they hate you and want to put your head on a stick though.

I wish that I could be more creative.

 Granted, but I just became more creative than you.

 I wish I had my own theme music.

Granted, it's mostly about a bunch of lies about you

I wish I had my own epic theme song.

Granted but its very annoying and follows you around everywhere till you decide to commit suicide.

I wish I had some white chocolate.

granted, but I poisoned it.

I wish that I had a PS3

Granted but I broke it.  ;D

I wish for... I dunno love or something stupid like that...

Granted, you now love aman.

I wish I had Xenosaga 2

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish I was older by 2 years.

Granted, you find out that in those two years, everyone you know and love died.

I wish I could live forever :)

Granted but your miserable and everyone you know dies so your lonely too.

 :P lol

Since you displayed your tounge instead of wishing, Chiyo-chan's father gets to rip it out.

I wish half of the forum games didn't die while I was away.

Granted, instead they're replaced with really stupid forum games

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cookies.

Granted, now it takes forever to delete them.

I wish for a wish in a wish.

Granted, but the universe implodes when trying to understand your wish.

Granted, nothing changed.

I wish for a picture in a wish.

Granted, but somehow your head gets 'sploded off in the process.

I wish for...for...a wish!

Granted, but it's rigged to backfire.

I wish I could use Master Spark.

Granted, you, however, get electrocuted.

I wish Lyn in FE7 would level up faster

Not granted, Old school games stay old school.

I wish mrngrumphumrnuminrm.

Granted, you get your tongue cut off

I wish that the laws of gravity were gone

Granted, but it defies the laws of physics so I divide by zero and everything goes back to normal.

I wish for a strawberry.

Granted, but it's filled with worms.

I wish I had a box of raisins.

Granted, but it's filled with legendary Idaho worms.

I wish I had a picture of a kitten.

Granted, but it burns up in the mail

I wish I had food

Granted, but now the rest of Aisenfield doesn't and they all attack you.

I wish I didn't have an orthodonist appointment today.

Granted, but you made a mistake, instead you have a prostate exam instead.

I wish that I knew what Alucard did to me

No, I don't think you do.

I wish I knew what knowing is.

Granted, the knowledge makes your mind implode

I wish for a wish in a wish in a wish

Granted but the last wish is inside a monsters stomach.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

While you wait for your wish to get corrupted at the front desk, you die of a mysterious heart attack. You then come back to life to have your wish granted.

I wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish fish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish.

Granted, you get stuck in the next High School Musical.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

Granted, now you remember what happened in the van.

I wish this wasn't SPAR-TAAH.

Granted, it's now OVER 9000

I wish I could forget what happened in the van :'(

Granted, instead you remember that your family never loved you and you were raped twice by Ronald McDonald.

I wish for a potato chip.

Granted, it's razor sharp though

I wish that I never wished to forget what happened in the van. HA, BEAT THAT ALU

Granted, but now you remember what happened in the van as all of your loved ones dying while you were being raped by various people.

I wish wishes were irrelevant to this thread.

You ruin all of my wishes and dreams :'(

Granted, but as a result, Aisenfield gets nuked.

I wish for a death ray

You presented a challenge, I beat it. Enough said.

Granted, and to repay you for giving you horrible images, it's not corrupted. However, it does not work on Aisenfielders because we're awesome like that.

I wish for a cak made out of doo.

Granted, you get a cakdoo, which, in my book, is slang for a chicken, so you get a chicken, that will peck you to death

I wish for Xelo'tath from Eternal Darkness to be real

Xelo'tath is real...in spirit.

I wish cheese had no taste.

Granted, it has no taste because now it strangles anywhere who gets near it.

I wish I could sleep

Granted...waiting for me to corrupt it? Well, I'm not, I know how hard it is to go without sleep.

I wish I could hug people through the computer.

Granted, you hug the wrong person though and end up in pieces

I wish that there weren't Fog of War maps in Fire Emblem 8

Not granted, because fog is awesome.

I wish most cats were actually smart.

Granted, they replace mankind as the smartest life forms on Earth.

I wish that there was an UBER SPEAR in FE8

Not granted, godmodding is not allowed in video games.

I wish cookies were wishes.

Granted, but you wish for the wrong things every time you bite into one and cause the universe to implode. Nice going there, bub.

I wish fish.

Your wish is overwritten by my previous wish wish wish wish wish wish wish wish fish wish wish wish wish wish statement.

I wish

You wish and you die...okay, granted

I wish that Alu would actually corrupt wishes

Granted, but as a counterattack wish;

I wish you would wish corruptable wishes instead of wishing things that really hit a soft spot in my soul.

Granted, they actually hit your soul and end up killing you, GOOD GOING

I wish that Jesus could play the guitar

No, he can't, and never will.

I wish hsiw I

Granted, you wish ad infinitum and die of exhaustion.

Also, there's the whole thing that this is wish CORRUPTION, not wish commentary or whatnot. Corrupt or DIE~... Anyway! ^_^

I wish nothingness.

Wish granted, but wish is interpretted as you wish existance eroded into nothingness, therefore you no longer have any sense of self or self conscience.


I wish for Naruto's shadow clone powers!!!

Granted, but your clones kill you.

I wish for penguin pie

Wish granted, but it's overcooked and tastes tough and stringy.




I wish my dog wasn't as hyper as he is now without being dead or injured in any possible way.

Granted, he does, however, gain intelligence and cook you for dinner. Don't ask how that works.

I wish I had a top hat :(

Granted, but it's a fedora so you go to return it. But then, as you're returning in, fangirls pour in and trample you down until you're nothing but a pancake.

I wish I had a knife.

Granted, but it's dull

I wish I had a kimono :-\

Granted, but some guy steals it because he's a pervert.

I wish this calender didn't say "BANDCAMP".

Granted, it now says Catnarok

I wish for a good looking room

Granted, but it's not yours.

I wish for a box of everlasting Ms.

Granted, the taste sucks though.

I wish that a sideways M was an actual letter of the alphabet.

Granted, but it's in the Greek alphabet.


I wish more people posted in my "Let's spell a word" game topic.

Granted, but you have another crappy rule change and everyone leaves again.

I wish more people were people and not cheesesticks.

 Wish granted, but people suck.


  I wish I could control temporal flow at will.

Granted, but your subconcious makes you will do things it doesn't want to do so you're screwed.

I wish Hedgehog Launch 2 wasn't godmod in hedgehog launching form.

Granted, instead the game sucks

I wish I had the best game ever.

Granted, see page 18 for further information on how I feel about getting games.

I wish a tree was a tree and not me.

Granted, it's a flaming tree in the middle of your house, have fun

I wish there was such a thing as icefire

Granted, but it's now the new godmodding element all RPers use for their RPs so they can godmod everything.

I wish godmodding wasn't so godmoddish.

Granted, but because that's impossible, wishing that godmodding wasn't godmodding is like dividing by zero, so now you've caused the universe to implode.

I wish I had a waffle

Granted, but some guy comes by going "DUR HURRRRR PEE DEP DA DEEP" and steals it. Since you don't want to tussle with anyone that makes that sound, you just back off slowly.

I wish people couldn't divide by zero.

:(

Granted, instead they do what you did and wish that godmodding wasn't so godmodding.

I wish for the truth

Granted, but you can't handle it.

I wish you corrupted my wish instead of submitting to my plot...wow, that sounds wrong.

Granted, your plot was for me to not kill you, but not..well, I didn't submit to your plot and killed you.

I wish I could think of a wish to make

Granted, there are too many ideas for wishes to make so your brain explodes in the process of elimination.

I wish Light Yagami put his name on his forehead the right way in a mirror so when he faced other people it'd say IMAGAY, but with a backwards G, so people think he's even more retarded.

Granted, but he finds out that you wished for him to do that and kills you with his Death Note

I wish the Death Note couldn't kill me

Granted, but you are now a shinigami and therefore have no gender.


I wish I was able to draw better.

Granted, but now people get jealous of your drawing ability and murder you.

I wish tissue.

Granted, but it's low quality tissue. >:)


I wish Alucard's name was changed to Steve

Granted, but Steve's a homosexual from NB, so I change it back.

I wish fissure.

Fissure appears underneath you and sucks you into its depths!



I wish for a turkey sandwhich! I don't want anything weird like a zombie turkey, I don't want to be a sandwhich, I just want a nice normal smoked turkey breast sandwhich on white bread, with american cheese, tomatoe, maynoise, mustard arranged in a practical manner so as to prevent a mess. On a plate. With napkins availble.

Granted, except there's no napkins, so you use DT and she claws your eyes out.

I wish shalalalalalalalala scrunsh.

Wish VOIDED due to last wish not being granted in full.



I wish a lot of people learned of my triumph here.

Granted, but it's not a triumph, it's a failure.

I wish milk.

Granted, a cow kills you because it's jealous.

I wish stars

Granted but the gravity is too strong and your body implodes.


I wish people would come up with more practical means to corrupt wishes like "granted but milk is sour".

Granted, but wish is sour.

I wish somebody warned me that earbuds can actually cut your ears.

Wish granted but you did it anyway so it's followed by an "I told you so".

I wish I had a sword.

Granted, you're inexperienced with a sword though and one day, while training, cut off your arm.

I wish I was a magic user and was actually good at it.

Granted, but the definition of "good" as a wizard is "horrible", so you manage to burn yourself alive. (Ha, B.)


Spoilers to Death Note Another Note: Los Angeles BB Murder Cases below, just to give you a fair warning.
I wish B didn't commit suicide.

Granted. Instead, B is shot to death by someone.



I wish I could play children's card games with my friends in a tournament!

Granted, but your friends die as a result.

I wish for wishes to become wishes.

Granted, you die because of it

I wish Dead Space

Granted, but they resuscitate it and it becomes Live Space. Which also makes it gay, etc.

I wish toilets flushed faster.

Granted, they flood much higher then before though and you drown in the water it gives off.

I wish that Dicloni existed, from Elfen Lied.

Granted, but if one person exists, someone must die to balance it. That person, is Santa Claus.

I wish that these tabs didn't have links over them so I quit clicking them at unawesome times.

Uhh...Dicloni isn't a person, it's a race...

Anyways, granted, but instead the links turn into sexually suggestive ads.

I wish Blank

Well, I don't watch Elfen Lied. Notify me next time. D:

Your wish for a blank threw us all into a universe where there is nothing but a gigantic white box.

I wish dinner roll.

Granted, the roll was poisoned though.

I wish sdgkljga

Granted, but it's reversed to agjlkgds.

I wish the balls weren't inert.

Granted, but eveyone hates you for ruining their fun.


I wish people besides you two would post here.

Granted but I divide by zero using my Admincat powers. OH SHI--

I wish I could have silence without being deaf or the only living thing on earth, with nothing covering my ears, or any biological problems. Corrupt that, I dare you.

Granted. It's called your TV's "mute" button.



I wish my life would continue to be a boring school life, just as it has been.

Granted, except all your teachers are whales.

I wish children would stop hugging my leg when I go to places like Wal-mart.

Granted, they begin hugging your arms instead.

I wish that cats were the overlords of the universe

Umm....but making them whales would make my life exciting...


Granted! But everyone is too obssesed with their fluffyness to run the world for them.


I wish Tyren could see what I did to his last wish. ^^

But you wished for it to continue being boring, so I corrupted boredom and replaced it with excitement.

Granted, but his resulting rage beam engulfs the planet.

I wish I could lay down.

Granted, but you rise with fleas.

But excitment isn't boredom. So my wish wasn't granted...


I wish I could just have my wish....

No wish is granted here. Only corrupted.

Granted, except it's not your wish, it's Mu's.

I wish mice weren't so touchy most of the time.

Wish needs clarifacation.

Mice as in, a computer mouse. Touchy as in, moves at the slightest movement. Most of the time as in, most of the time computer mice are quite touchy, except bigger ones.

Above person explodes for making no wish T_T

I wish 8)

 8) granted. Face declares redo.


Wish granted, but now they are extremley hard to move.

People's minds explode from trying to understand what you wished.

I wish B2412

 Wish granted, you sunk my battle ship. But the angry navy wives swarm your house in a fit of Brooklyn Rage.


I wish more people would post here!!!

Wish granted, but their heads 'splode from my awesome sauce. It's made with Ketchup you know, and definitely not blood ;)

I wish I could live to 15012

 Classic. Granted, but you are not given enternal youth with it and look like an old grandma by the time your 90.



 I wish DT and I could have a formal online wedding instead of our crappy force wedding.

Granted, but no one comes to it.

I wish I had a Wii

 Granted, but you don't have any games to play on it.



 I wish close friends came to our wedding.

Granted, but one hates you

I wish I had pudding

Granted but but it's on the ground because you didn't wish for it to be in a cup.




I wish our friends brought us presents!

Granted, they're very sharp presents though ;)

I wish I had anime in a cup

Granted, but since anime cannot be held in any container, the cup explodes and shoot anime in your face. The awesomeness is too much so you melt.

I wish all the buttons on phones were 7.

 Granted, but eight people get mad at you for stealing the 7's off of their phones.



 I wish we had gloves that fit our hands so we can open the presents.

Granted, but the gloves are not sharp-proof :/

I wish for something

Granted, but that something turns its back on you while you're down.

I wish for nothing.

You die for not following the rules of the game :D

I wish for a good computer

Granted, but it's not yours for long.

I wish for nothing again.

Granted, but I chuck a boomerang at you for wishing for the same thing again

I wish my DS would stop freezing

Granted, but it starts getting blistering hot and spews lava everywhere.

I wish fire wasn't hot.

Granted, it's cold instead, but so cold it causes instant hypothermia. What, you were expecting something creative?

I wish I was creative.

Granted, but now you are a bunch of Crayola products.

I wish for a wish sandwich with wish on top...and a side helping of wish.

Granted but it causes you to die of hunger.

I wish the Zombie Apocalypse would happen.

Granted, but the zombies are polite and there's no gore involved.

I wish Sunny D came colder.

Granted, but it now comes at 0 Kelvin (absolute zero)

I wish for a cardboard box

Granted, but it is not cardboard. Nor is it a box. It's really just a lit pipe bomb.

I wish...

Granted, but my pipe bomb house detonates halfway through your wish making your wish useless to you

I wish for eggs

Granted, but they're the eggs that made your future children whom you treasure dearly.

I wish for hair gel cement.

Granted, but its already cemented while in the bottle making it unusable.

I wish for inflatable weather balloons

Granted, but the balloon part of your wish turns into a sandwich. And since they're weather sandwiches, they're sandwich gods whom control the weather, so you just screwed Earth.

I wish for the number 68.

Granted, but it leaves you for Ned Flanders

I wish for a single toothpick

Granted, but it's a multiplying toothpick and multiplies so many times you die of suffocation.

I wish for grape juice.

Granted, but its poisoned and you can never taste grape again

I wish for the Heroes DVD's

Granted but they're fake and are full of the most disturbing videos possible which you can't stop watching and leave you mentally scarred for ever to the point that you can't think so you just sit there as a vegetable till your parents can't look after you anymore so they let you die.

I wish for lots of candy.

Granted, but it's Halloween for the next 3 weeks and if you don't give the kids tons of candy they egg your house and you get grounded so you can't go to the dance so the love of your life dumps you weeks later because you were greedy and kept the candy. Also, the candy's filled with poison that days 3 weeks and two days to take effect. So after she dumps you, you die and it looks like suicide. So the love of your life commits suicide. And then you get to Mu.

I wish for a brush.

Granted, however I steal it because you made me kill myself and myself. ;)

I wish I was shallow.

Granted, but you already were so your two shallowenesses counteracted with each other and now you worship everyone you meet besides yourself. Now make me some cake.

I wish Jeff Dunham never existed.

Wish granted but it turns out Jeff Dunham is really your father so consequently you never existed either.

I wish my math grade for the semester would magically be an A.

Granted, but reality is reversed an A now stands for "Awfully horribly awful".

I wish gravy to be poured on strawberries and force fed to hobos.

Granted but you become a hobo and every other hobo instantly dies before the food (if you can call it that) is distributed so you have to eat it all causing you to become ill for the rest of your life.

I wish I could kill anyone I wanted by thinking it, it would be cool :D

Granted, but it's caused by thinking of that person and you happen to be thinking of how "awesome" you are when you obtain the power.

I wish milk was the drink of the gods.

Granted but it turns out that it has the cure to cancer, and the gods don't allow anyone else to drink it, then everyone finds out you made the wish and try to kill you, but then they let you go because it turns out you have cancer.

I wish my eyes could do this:  :o

Granted, but it's so granted that you die because your brain flies out your eye sockets along with your eyes.

I wish milk didn't cure cancer.

Wish granted but now you have cancer and milk is the only liquid left in the world.

I wish to be the bad ass hero in an epic zombie apocalypse movie.

Granted, but the movie turns out like Dead Rising: Chop 'Til you Drop.

I wish I could play the mountain dulcimer better.

Granted but no one knows what that is sooo...fail.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

I don't care about who else knows what it is. I know what it is.

Granted, but your most treasured loved one died in the process.

I with blue raspberry was the only flavor of popsicle.

Granted but now you're deathly allergic to raspberry.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

Granted, but it's McDonalds.

I wish I had a pepsi.

Granted but due to you buying their product Pepsi finally have enough money to apply their plan of world domination killing millions of innocents including you and your loved ones in the process.

I wish for a semi automatic shotgun with unlimited bullets.

Granted, but you're dead within momentsupon receiving it because I killed you to get it.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal.

Granted but they're razor sharp and cut your mouth so you can never eat anything again causing you to die of starvation.

I wish for a triple chocolate fudge icecream with sprinkles and those cooky pieces.

Granted, but sprinkles are properly called jimmies so you die instantaneously upon receiving them for calling them sprinkles.

I wish more people called sprinkles jimmies.

Granted but your name gets change to Jimmy, and then someone gets confused when putting them on and cuts you into tiny pieces and puts you on the icecream.

I wish for new songs.

Granted but the songs are terrible and cause you to bleed out through your ears.

I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish.

Granted but that only happens in an alternate reality and you're so frustrated by the fact that your wish has actually been corrupted in this reality that you commit suicide.

I wish for a load of good new songs.

Granted, but they're a load of songs someone else thinks is good, but you hate.

I wish for wishes for all the Aisenfielders for Christmas and other holidays celebrated by our community.

Granted but yours aren't granted because you get missed out.

I wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year. And Happy Hanouka (whatever it is)

Granted. And since it's the holidays, it's not corrupted. Take that, rules.

I wish everyone had a stocking as big as mine.

Granted but now all the really rich people's stockings get downsized and they all get mad and use their wealth to hire assassins and the IRS to kill you and take all your stuff.

I wish I could go to an awesome concert tonight instead of going to see my relatives.

Granted but it gets cancelled and leaves you out in the rain.

I wish for a pet monkey. (Thats just sounds really awesome for some reason)

Granted, but it's not according to plan.

I wish you were doing it wrong.

Granted but I'm doing it so wrong its right.

I wish for a hamster. (cos thats what came to my head first)

Granted, but because it came to your head instead of coming to your mind it didn't arrive on time so it died.

I wish I was clever.

Granted but everyone else is smarter than you.

I wish I was a better person.

Granted but everyone else is also a better person so realisitcally you're still just as bad as you were.

I wish I had some pizza.

Granted but I eats it.

I wish I had a pet dinasaur. It sounds cool.

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish my stepdad would leave me alone and let me watch my anime. >:(

Granted, and not corrupted 'cause I know how that is.

I wish people would come sing with me.

Granted but they're better than you and you become jealous.

I wish this movie would load faster.

Granted, but as soon as it loads you get caught by the fuzz.

I wish more people listened to actual music instead of rap.

Hey! Rap isn't all bad. 'Cept some of it does truly suck, actually quite a bit is stupid... But still its not all bad.

Granted but "real" music is now rap music, and you're forced to listen to it.

I wish I was rich by modern standards wehn compared to a multi-millionar who's money is all in American Dollars.

Granted, but you were caught by fraud, and are now homeless.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, and now everyone that wished that has them, too.

I wish locks were never picked.

Granted, but then you can't pick the lock on your door.

I wish I had an evil superpuppy... With two heads... and wings.

Granted, but it's just a puppy and shortly dies of ingesting a small toy.

I wish music was more bass-y.

Granted but you change your mind and want more lyrics.

I wish I had some food.

Granted but it's spoiled.

I wish I had ductape.

Granted, but it's duct tape and what you wished for was totally different.

I wish my space bar didn't have to be so resisting.

Granted, but now it won't work at all.

I wish I had an apple. *drools*

Granted, but Ryuk comes along and takes it.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much.

Granted, but now you're paralyzed.

I wish I was a canary.

Granted but its an apple from the Shinigami world.

Damn you stole my corruption :P

Thought of that too lol.

Granted but thats because you are paralysed and have lost all feeling in your body except for an itch on your nose that you can't scratch.

Damn again.

Granted but it dies.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

Granted, but now you're stuck in a paradox.

I wish I was an animal.

(Wooo for paradoxes, I love em so)

Granted but its a deer, and someone kills you.

I wish I could fall in love tonight.

(well actually no, but lyrics came up so nyeh)

Granted, but your love already has someone.

I wish I had a shovel.

Granted, but then the shovel gets stuck in the mud.

I wish for an undead puppy.

Granted but I kill it, so its a dead puppy again.

I wish I wasn't crazy because I took the right pills.

(Kudos to anyone who can guess the song, even more Kudos if you guess the song of both, clue is its the same artist)

Sorry, don't know the song.

Granted, but you took the wrong pills and are now dead.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted, but my dog eats it.

I wish I had a real jacket.

Granted but I steal it.

I wish I had the power to completely alter reality at a whim.

The songs are Praise Chorus (The first one) and Bleed American.

Both by Jimmy Eats World

Granted, but then I alter reality to alter your reality, so... Nothing makes sense anymore.

I wish for Jimmy to eat the world.

Granted but he eats too much and pukes it all out again, exactly as it was.

I wish you'd fold just before your found out.

(Woo its fun spurting random lyrics from songs in wishes)

Granted but it's just a piece of paper I fold so it means nothing.

I wish that the next poster gets whatever they want in life.

Granted and not corrupted cos I want it :P

I wish for happiness of everyone on Aisenfield.

Granted, we all get giant purple sunglasses.

I wish for a conflagration.

Granted but it kills you and all your loved ones.

I wish the world with freeze over and only you and me would survive.

Granted, but then you catch hypothermia and die.

I wish to record an epic movie with a cameraphone.

Granted, but your phone dies before it finishes.

I wish the school year would be over.

Granted, but granted.

I wish I didn't have a migraine.

Granted but now you're dead.

I wish I'll get A* in all my GCSE's without cheating or having to revise alot.

Granted, but you must preform grueling physical labor to achieve such a feat and all close to you die a painful, gory, slow death while you are forced to watch.

I wish the schools didn't force us to go outside when it's 19 degrees, 10 degree windchill, with mounds of snow and such. 'Cause that's just ridiculous.

Granted but now they convince you its right by using subliminal messaging completely brainwashing you into a different person.

I wish I had more biscuits.

Granted, but they're human flesh. The harder chewy gray flesh, like in chicken, too.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but you become nothing.

I wish life was perfect and love was easy. (Wooo for quotes off books!!)

Granted, but you quickly become bored and blow up the universe.

I wish teachers would think before assigning homework.

Granted but they give it anyway.

I wish I didn't have to revise so much.

Granted, but then your written works become illegible.

I wish I had more clementines.

Granted but I eat them cos I'm hungry

Wish I had more food.

Granted, but it's poisoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








..............With LOVE!! <3



I wish for a rocket powered skateboard that talks and plays soccer with me.

Granted but then you upset it and it gets angry and kills you violently in your sleep.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

Granted, but a goblin jumped out of your face and broke your shin.

......



I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you've wasted your wish.

........The end of wishes?!?!? D8 We out of magic?

Granted, but then we out again...

I wish we wouldn't run out of magic.

Granted but now we have annoying, magic-producing pixies that sing pissing me off.


I wish I had something to murder the pixies with.

Granted but they kill you first.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Granted, but you wished for something stupid and got yourself killed.

I wish FGSFDS.

Granted you get Figuratively Good Speedos For Delicate Sentients.

I wish I had more time.

You get more time, but then realize time is a figment of your imagination, so your hand blows up.

....That makes sense.

I wish my eye would stop throbbing. >.<;;

Granted but it's because you no longer have eyes.

I wish this site was more active.

Granted, but it becomes so active, Aisenfield explodes and now Aisenfield doesn't exist. D=

I wish Aisenfield existed again.

Granted but I eats it.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted, but then all the PS3 games explode.

I wish I could think up better comebacks.

Granted but you only think of them once its too late.

I wish I could alter the fabric of reality with my mind.

Granted, but you rip the fabric and become brain-dead.

I wish I could eat rocks...without breaking my teeth, or choking, or consuming of rocks.

Granted, but then the rocks all asplode... After you eat them... Make big boom.


I wish I had a working blue iPod Mini with all the music that I could ever want.

Granted, but it works too well and you go deaf.
Also, your hand explodes....

I wish I knew where all the magic to grant these wishes was.

Granted but you forget.

I wish I had an eidetic memory and never saw anything disgusting.

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but you can only hear the thoughts of those who are thinking dirty thoughts about you... Of the same sex.

I wish I can get outta the army.

Granted but you get out due to disability because of an incident during training that leaves you with no testicles, only three fingers and one foot.

I wish I was a Time Lord.

Granted, but you can only go forward in time by 1 second.

I WISH I WERE A BIRD.

Granted but you are stuck in a cage forced to be nothing more than an ornament for an old women who smells weird.

I wish PoPS would update...

Granted. It then implodes.

I wish this thread would be revived and regularly used by the few of us still around.

Granted, but now it's full of sexual innuendos.

I wish your wish is granted at the expense of my wish.

Granted, you now can only think in inneundos.

I wish I could think of a better wish.

Granted, but you only get one wish and you wasted it on wishing that you could think of a better wish, so you end up mentally torturing yourself for all eternity on wasting that wish.

I wish I had a bagel.

Granted. It is the most horrible and disgusting bagel you have ever tasted, and the taste will not ever leave your mouth so long as you live.

I wish fish.

Granted, but the fish are cannibals and eat each other.

I wish my hand would stop itching.

Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish I'm DarkToph.

Granted, but now you have to listen to the voices in my head AND feed the sharkigator.

I wish I was DB.

Granted, but now you have to deal with all the male hormonal urges. Not that it's a bad thing, I guess.

I wish Aisenfield is more alive.

Granted, but it's more alive with new members who are porcupines and don't have ability to post.

I wish every horse in the world was a Pegasus.....not the one from Yugioh.

Granted, but they all have a grudge against you for waking them from fantasyland.

I wish for DAAARKNESSSSSS.

Granted but you also get the LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTT.

I wish I were a bird.

Granted, but you turn into an ostrich which means you're huge and can't fly, but hey, people are scared of you.

I wish I had all of the Dragonballs so that I could make an uncorrupted wish.

Granted, until the Dragonballs become the Black Star Balls. Hello, GT.

I wish the Dragonballs would never become corrupted.

Granted, but the Dragon doesn't appear, so nothing happens and the balls become a novelty item.

I wish ostriches can fly.

Granted, but they begin to defecate and lay their eggs in the air, sometimes simultaineously.

I wish true seahorses existed.

Granted, but you find out that they hunger for human flesh and they try to eat you.

I wish you would stop spinning me right round, baby. Right round. Like a record, baby. Right round round round.

Granted, but then they start spinning you square. What a feat.

I wish I could roll a rectangle.

Granted, but it rolls away into the distance never to return.

I wish I had a rocket scooter.

Granted. It propels you into space where you suffocate in a vacuum.

Against my better judgement, I wish I could live in the world of Borderlands.

Granted, but you get tied to a shield for eternity.

I wish you live in a horror film as one of the victims.

Granted, but I come back as a murderous ghost who is the main killer of the sequel!

I wish I had one of Iron Man's suits.

Granted, but you can't turn'em on, nor Jarvis supported.

I wish I live in a video game world.

Granted, but the video game world is filled with glitches and multi-player support that only caters to n00bz.

I wish my voice had super strength.

Granted, but your hair becomes your voice's mortal enemy.

Attention duelists! I wish my hair was magnificent.

Granted, but nobody ever pays attention to you anymore because your hair's too magnificent.

I WISH I HAVE THE POWER.

Granted, but the power is to not have power.

I wish I had the National Pig Dressup contest.

Granted, but you are now a pig.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but your life is now filled with so much action and excitement that--KABOOM!!

I wish I'd actually buy ink for my printer.

Granted, but your printer won't work. Oh wait, it never has.

I wish printers would actually work.

Granted, but they only print pictures of Rosie O'Donnell dressed a cowgirl.

I wish the Ghostbusters would recruit me for the team.

Granted. You are consumed by a ghost on your first job.

I wish I could become a ghost at will.

Granted, but you can't turn back. You can only become more ghost.

I wish Star Wars VII will be good.

Granted but a disaster falls before it can be sent to cinemas wiping out all recorded versions of it and the remake they make to compensate sucks.

I wish for a burger with fries.

Granted, but the fries are wayyyyy too salty and the burger's actually a spy.

I wish it was always opposite day.

Not granted.

I wish I have a wish.

Granted, but you find out that your wish is to not have a wish.

I wish I knew how to corn.

Granted. You're now acorn.

I wish I'm a boat.

Granted, but you hit an iceberg and sink to the depths of the ocean, forever to watch sea life pass you by while covered in the corpses of your passengers.

I wish that wish corruption wasn't as depressing.

Granted. You die from snuu snuu.

I wish I could die from snuu snuu.

Granted, but it happens in the outskirts of Pluapla where snuu snuu means dirty diaper.

I wish Futurama wasn't canceled.

Granted, but it's now bland and lame like the newer Simpsons.

I wish Simpsons is good again.

Granted, but Fox realizes that they've actually got a good show on their lineup so they instantly cancel it. (Sorry, Bones, but you have started to suck.)

I wish Bones was good again.

Granted, but Fox cancels it as well.

I wish Firefly was back.

Granted, but Fox only allows them to make one episode which only recaps what happened in the rest of the series, taunting fans, before canceling it and coming out with a DVD version of that one episode that costs 45 dollars.

I wish I knew the meaning of Life.....the board game.

Granted, but no one wants to play with you again.

I wish holograms are widespread already.

Granted, but they slowly gain their own consciousness and soon take over the world.

I wish I knew what wishes we made of.

Granted, but you are unable to articulate it to anyone, and are thus cursed to carry your horrifying truth in your own mind forever while it eats away at your psyche.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted, but the only shapes that you can shift into are the shapes of old broken lamps......and Carrot Top.

I wish that I could physically punch YouTube

Granted, but you can't punch the users who're making the dumb comments.

I wish potato.

Granted but mashed potato. :( RIP potato.

I wish that plan 46523YX2 would work!

Granted. It works! You have no idea what it is, though.

I wish.

Granted. You think.

I wish that I had all the powers of Deadpool, including thinking in little yellow boxes and being able to serve up 372,844 pancakes in one sitting. Smells like victory.

Granted, but you have to deal with how your character was portrayed in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

I wish that I had a bat-signal.

Granted, but it summons bats to attack you.

I wish I have an orange.

Granted, but upon digestion, it turns you into a human-sized orange fated to have the same effect on all others whom consume your fruity flesh.

I wish I had Horo and an unlimited supply of perpetually-fresh honeyed apples.

Granted, a horde of angry deer hate the fact that you're taking all the apples so they poke you and Horo with their antlers.

I wish I had a real-life Ivysaur.

Granted. You die from allergy.

I wish I have a Pikachu.

Granted, but you also die from allergy....you're allergic to high amounts of electricity.

I wish I had a Vulpix.

Granted, you die from an allergy... to fire.

I wish I have an Alakazam.

Granted, but you accidentally use one of its spoons for soup-eating and it ends up imploding your brain with its psychic powers.

I wish I had a Moltres.

Granted, but it takes a large, flaming dump on your head.

I wish I was Red.

Granted, but you find out that your anime counterpart (technically anyway) is a useless idiot and he will forever get the limelight in the series while you, superior in all ways, fade from the minds of the populace only to be remembered and cherished by a select group of geeks like us (proud lot that we are).

I wish I was Blue.

Granted. You're blue. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

I wish I'm a bottle.

Granted, but you're filled with the tears of my enemies.

I wish I could control people's minds.

Granted, but you can only control them to hate you.

I wish I can.

Granted, but you're a can of Dr. Pepper, which is awful in every way.

I wish I was a cute bunneh.

Granted. You're eaten by a wolf.

I wish I'm that wolf.

Granted, but you realize that you have killed and eaten your beloved DT and that she shall never fill your life with randomness or anime posts ever again. Fraught with guilt, you take up crossdressing, and trick some poor girl in a red cloak into thinking you're her grandma. After she points out various physical features, you eat her in the hopes that she will free DT's spirit from your body. But it just gives you indigestion. So you decide to destroy the construction project of various swine through your breath. But then you fail when you realize that they have made a house out of brick. So you borrow some TNT from Wile E. Coyote and blow the crap out of them. As you're eating the strewn entrails of the pigs, a bear kills you.

I wish I had the DeLorean time machine.

Granted, but you go back in time and become a rabbit again.

I wish I can reach 88mph.

Granted, but you get numerous speeding tickets. BAD DB!

I wish I was a traffic light.

Granted, but you malfunction every other minute. You are removed on your first day on the job and scrapped for a brand spanking new and young traffic light.

I wish I lived on Elysium.

Granted. You die of dysentery.

I wish I was on Oregon Trail.

Granted, but you get a broken arm, cholera, your wagon breaks an axle, your oxen get sick, and then you die of dysentery.....Just kidding. Your party actually kills you in your sleep because you're such an irresponsible leader.

I wish I had a Pip-Boy!

Granted. You get a boy that goes "Pip, pip, cheerio" all the time.

I wish I have a Portal gun.

Granted, but you get one that only makes entry portals, there is nothing that makes exit portals and thus is useless.

I wish the sequel to The Walking Dead was out already.

Granted, but because they rushed the sequel, it is horrifyingly bad and you're forever blamed for its existence. Good job.

I wish I knew Hokuto Shinken.

Granted, but now everyone you touch explodes into piles of blood and goo.

I wish I knew where the Mushroom Kingdom was.

Granted. You're now constantly high. And then you die from overdose.

I wish I'm in Minecraft.

Granted, but you can only dig down and you find the center of the earth where you get consumed by the liquid magma.

I wish I knew the Pillsbury Doughboy

Granted. You get eaten by Stay Puft Marshmallow Man instead.

I wish we're all little girls.

Granted, but the store doesn't have enough pretty pink dresses for everyone, so we conduct a Mortal Kombat tournament to see who gets them, get carried away and make humans go extinct.

I wish we were all squirrels.

That's actually really awesome.

Also, granted, but we're all eaten by cats.

I wish we're all cats.

Granted, but we have no humans to spoil us with toys and canned fish.

I wish we were all cans of fish.

Granted. We're dead inside the cans and have no consciousness anyway.

I wish we were cans.

Granted, but we all fall victim to the horrendous power of the can openers. We watch as our brethren fall one by one into the recycle bin after being ruthlessly beheaded and stare in shock knowing that our time is coming soon.

.....I wish we were can openers.

Granted. We have no capacity for thought or consciousness, so nothing matters.

I wish we are nothing.

Granted but...

I wish we were something.

Granted. We're now chickens to be slaughtered.

I wish we were a slaughterhouse.

Granted, but PETA burns us down.

I wish we were parrots.

Granted. We can only repeat what others say to us.

I wish we were Tyren.

I wish we were Tyren.

I wish we were Tyren.

Granted. You're now Tyren. And perverted.

I wish Tyren's DT.

Granted. He's now DT. And perverted.

I wish everyone was DT.

Granted. The board becomes a narcissistic hive of DTs, and you're just talking to yourself.

I wish DT's male.

Granted, but now I have a luxurious mustache that everyone's jealous of. And a top hat.

I wish IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HHHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Granted. You can now fart uncontrollably.

I wish I fart lemon scent.

Granted, but everyone in the world is allergic to lemon scent, so you kill everyone in the world with your lemony fresh flatulence.

I wish that this cake I have was made of cake.

Granted. It's just a cake.

I wish I were a table.

Granted, but you're the table of a serial killer and you're constantly covered in blood, guts and icky things.

I wish I was a cereal killer.

Granted, but you always lack milk. It's horrible.

I wish I'm Batman.

Granted, you are now a man/bat hybrid made from the evils of science. You're adorable, but your genetic makeup crumbles and you die.

I wish I was Spiderman

Granted. Every time you take a dump, your stool gets stuck to your butt with web, and clean up is extremely nasty. Also, you sneeze web from your nose and mouth as well. And you also pee web. Good luck cleaning it all up.

I wish I'm Professor Xavier.

Granted, but you die in the first half of X3 only to maybe be revived later, but not like that matters since the movies never build upon it. Good news is, your younger version is really hot. So there's that.

I wish Professor X and Magneto could've been best buds for life.

Granted. They're homosexuals and you will never get a piece of that young, hot ass.

I wish I were as handsome as Michael Fassbender.

(Well, that's just rude! :0)

Granted, but you shall forever be in the shadow of your much hotter co-star. I mean look at him!
(http://i.imgur.com/T4GSzQa.jpg?1)
You should be jealous! He practically glows.

I wish for this thing I'm thinking of right now.

Granted, but your thing gets twisted to whatever bad things you can think of.

I wish everyone in the world is hot.

Granted, everyone is now suffering from heatstroke.

I wish everyone was SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME.

Granted. EVERYONE'S HEADS EXPLODE FROM AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD.

I wish I'm Superman.

Granted, you're one of the most memorable superheroes in comic book history but your image is constantly being changed to make you less boring. And, in the end, you still lose out to Batman in popularity.

I wish I was a hammer.

Granted. You rust and break down.

I wish I was stainless steel.

Granted, but you find this awesome shade of stain that you want to color yourself in, but since you're stainless, the stain won't stick and you end up in eternal sorrow of your lack of color.

I wish I was the Joker.

Granted. You're a card.

I wish I'm James Franco.

Granted, but you die under a wave of fangirls including me. Also your clothes are ripped off because of it.......What?

I wish I was the fastest person alive.

Granted, you're super slow but everyone else is dead.
I wish I had some water

Granted. You get a drop of it. You then die of dehydration.

I wish I'm jello.

Granted, but someone decides to put you in the microwave to make Jello soup.

I wish we could all just get along. <3

Granted, but then we're all zombies now.

I wish we're vampires instead.

Granted, but Twilight joke.

I wish we were hippies.

Granted. You now hate everything, including yourself.

I wish we were in the 80s.

Granted, but we all have to deal with this (http://www.liketotally80s.com/images/80s-fashion-trends2.jpg)

I wish my room was filled with money.

Granted. Your house collapses from the weight and you also die from suffocation.

I wish we were chickens.

Granted, but the first time that it rains we all look up and drown because myths.

I wish I had a pencil.

Granted. You run out of lead.

I wish I'm a lead.

Granted, but you realize that no one likes you because of all of the health problems you cause.

I wish I was the queen of Earth.

Granted, but your husband, the king of the Earth, is an absent father and husband, and your children are always polluting and destroying Earth. You live a broken family.

I wish I'm the king of the skies.

Granted, but you're bored out of your skull because there's nothing really up there barring some clouds and birds.

I wish I was queen of the ground.

Granted. You're stuck underground forever and nothing happens down there.

I wish I'm a lawyer.

Granted, but no one likes you because you're a lawyer.

I wish I had the power of the sun.

Granted. You're now a globe of fire and hydrogen in space.

I wish I'm alive.

Granted, but you die.

I wish I owned Disney.

Granted. Disney collapses immediately.

I wish I'm a seed.

Granted, but you never grow into anything and if you're edible an animal may eat you.

I wish I was a huge tree.

Granted, but you get chopped down for wood.

I wish I'm a logger.

Granted but I, the tree, falls on you and you die.

I wish I was a forest fire.

Granted. You burn brightly, but your existence is short-lived as a rain puts you out.

I wish I were clouds.

Granted, but the raindrops within you are your children and when it rains, they all die a horrible, horrible death that you cannot prevent.

I wish I could ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

Granted, but you dissipate quickly and CEASE TO EXIST.

I wish I'm the sky.

Granted, but you suffer day after day with the constant pollution that we as humans put out on a daily basis. If you'd like to learn as to why the sky is suffering and it's all your fault visit pretentiousenvironmentalist.derp for more guilt.

I wish I was the inventor of the toothpick.

Granted, but you die from a toothpick into your brain.

I wish I have a pie.

Granted but oops (http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1454864/spongebob-pie-o.gif)

I wish I had a cake.

Granted, but it's a lie all along.

I wish the cake isn't a lie.

Granted, but I lied about the cake being a lie.

I wish the cupcake WAS a lie.

Granted. Now you have no more cupcakes.

I wish I'm a star.

Granted, but you get consumed by Mario and give him temporary invincibility.

I wish I was Jigsaw.

Granted. You're missing a piece.

I wish I'm a lego brick.

Granted, but you're stuck on the floor doomed to cause people immense foot pain for years.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of grape popsicles.

Granted. You get graped in the mouth hard.

I wish I'm the root of all evil.

Granted, you're an evil root in the ground.

I wish I was I had Batman's utility belt.

Granted, but you're empty.

I wish I'm Batman.

Granted, but you're empty. /emo

I wish I was Deadpool.

Granted, but you are now constantly having tumorous cancer all over your body and too self-aware.

I wish I'm FEZ.

Granted, but someone ate all of your candy.

I wish I had all of the rum.

Pretty sure that's PEZ you're thinking of, DT.

Anyway, granted, by you die of liver failure.

I wish I'm a piano.

(Nah, Fez from That 70's Show was like obsessed with candy and hated when he thought someone ate or stole it)

Granted, but only the worst piano players in the world play you and you never get tuned. Damned to sound eternally like crap forever.

I wish I could talk to the chipmunk I've named Simon who lives in a series of tunnels under my house and yard.

Granted, but you realize that Simon is actually running a meth lab and you're dragged into a series of unfortunate events, which you find out that you have cancer and have to make meth for a living for your family.

I wish I have meth.

Granted, but I kill you for your meth.

I wish I won the lottery and had no taxes to pay on it.

Granted. You get robbed on the streets.

I wish I'm rich.

Granted, your name's now Rich.

I wish I was loved and feared by all.

Granted. You get assassinated by your people.

I wish I'm a dog.

Granted, you're now Dog the Bounty Hunter. Enjoy your long-ass hair and unnatural looking skin.

I wish I was Mystique.

Granted, but a serum to your arm makes you normal again, and Magneto doesn't want you anymore.

I wish I'm Professor Xavier.

Granted, you're now some college professor named Xavier. You teach the study of the parts of history where nothing happened. Congratulations.

If Red Bull gives you wings, I wish Monster made you into a monster.

Granted. You become a Pocket Monster. Have fun being caught!

I wish I'm a Pokemon Trainer.

Granted, you're now Ash.....HAHAHAHAHAH, you suck.

I wish I was a member of Team Rocket.

Granted. You have a shitty Rattata for your Pokemon and you lose easily to even the weakest trainers.

I wish I'm a Pidgey.

Granted, you're now sought after by every starting trainer in Kanto ever. Meaning you'll have plenty of run-ins with rookies and if Ash is any indication, you'll be pelted with a rock.

I wish I was a Pidgeot.

Granted. You're trapped in a Pokeball forever.

I wish I'm Gary Oak/Green Oak.

Granted, you're fazed out of the anime because you become a Pokemon researcher. But don't worry, you're still a way better trainer than Ash.

I wish they'd bring Misty back for good.

Granted. Misty returns as a villain and part of Team Aqua. Apparently she's the boss now.

Oh wait, that sounds pretty awesome, actually. Nintendo should get on that immediately.

I wish all the gym leaders are bad guys.

Granted. They then murder you causing a Game Over.

I wish they would make a decent Fire/ Water type Pokemon.

Granted, but it evaporates.

I wish I had Pokeballs that were also ninja stars like Manga-Koga's.

Granted. You kill all the Pokemon you try to catch.

I wish I'm Mario.

Granted, your girlfriend's constantly getting kidnapped when you decide to get high on shrooms.

I wish Luigi got better respect.

Granted, he becomes a mafia in the underground world and dies from drug overdose.

I wish Princess Peach can take care of herself.

I hate tolet you waste your wish, but she already can. See, she lets herself get kidnapped by Bowser because she's having an affair with him. Her kidnappings are her visiting days with the Koopalings. She sends a letter out to Mario knowing that it will take him a while to rescue her, then she gets rescued so that she can resume her duties as Princess. She can also bake cakes.

I wish Yoshi was real.

Granted, Yoshi goes on a mass murdering rampage.

I wish Toadstool's edible.

Grant--EW.

I wish I knew how Bowser afford to buy eight castles for the sake of faking out Mario.

Granted. Bowser now runs real estate and is no longer in the kidnapping biz.

I wish Link will fight Mario.

Granted, they now sit on their Wii U's all day and play SSBB, causing both Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom to be taken over for good by real-estate investors Ganondorf and Bowser.

I wish Tingle was a South Korean musical sensation.

Granted, but PSY seeks vengeance and kills Tingle.

I wish Secret of Mana 3 is actually officially translated.

Granted, the translation is awful and springs numerous annoying memes that will never go away.

I wish I knew the recipe for soylent green.

Granted. It's people.

I wish there is only Coke. No Pepsi.

Granted, everyone now drinks ****.

I wish for a lifetime supply of orange soda.

Granted. -shoots Toph in the head, then pours a can of orange soda over her rapidly cooling corpse-

I wish that Portal 2 was better.

Granted. You literally can't tear your eyes away from the game due to how great it is. And then you die.

I wish Gabe is slim.

Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that Half-Life 3 isn't released.

I wish I had rocket skates.

Granted. You run immediately into a wall and die.

I wish I have skates.

Granted, but they don't come with blades/wheels, so you just have really awkward boots now.

I wish no more telemarketers would ever call me.

Granted, they show up to your door instead and also come into your home through windows.

I wish I have candies.

Granted, they're candies made of stone that taste like stone.

I wish I had a bag full of Fireballs. (The candy, not literal balls of fire.)

Granted. They become literal Fireballs once in your mouth.

I wish Tyren is around.

Granted, he haunts your ever waking moment and in your dreams, you slowly chase him towards oblivion.

I wish that I could make some friends.

Granted, all your friends are bad influence and you go down the deep end.

I wish DT is male.

Granted, Diane Thomas from Colorado is now male.

I wish fall could last forever.

Granted, you are now trapped in a portal loop with no way out.

I wish that you can understand my wishes.

Granted, but now you're out of wishes so we can't grant the wishes you actually want us to grant.

I wish I could get whatever these marks are off of my computer mouse.

Granted, your mouse now has holes in it.

I wish DT is P.Diddy.

Granted, I am now Pauline Diddy.

I wish you could hear what I'm thinking right now.

Granted. You die of brain aneurism soon after.

I wish jacket.

Granted, you get stung by a yellow jacket.

I wish I was a Sailor Scout.

Granted. Then the Matrix needs to reboot, crashing your dream.

I wish hotdog.

Granted. Your loin is now a hotdog.

I wish DT is TD.

Granted, I am Tyler Durden.

I wish DB was BD.

Granted, I'm now a BluRay Disc.  Use me to store all your ****.

I wish I'm god.

Granted, you're an Egyptian god card.

I wish I'm dog.

Granted. A horde of cats rip you to pieces.

I wish I could touch Jeanne's jeannes.

Granted. You get smote by God.

I wish I'm Big Zam.

Granted. You get blown up and die in the vacuum of space.

I wish I was a Grump.

Granted. You're Grumpy the dwarf.

I wish I'm Not So Grump.

Granted, you live your live in such a anger-free world that you see the world as perfect. Yet it's so perfect that it actually drives you insane and you go on a killing rampage.

I wish I had heat vision.

Granted. Everything's red.

I wish I just blue myself.

Granted. You're blue from severe hypothermia.

I wish I was immune to all diseases and poisons.

Granted, then you get hit by a bus.

I wish I had every super power in the known universe.

Granted. You overload on the excess power and detonate in a shower of superblood.

I wish I could create the Matrix with none of the Machines or Agents involved.

Granted, but you use Windows 95 to make it and end up blue screening.

I wish I was a chipmunk.

Granted. ...You're a chipmunk. Yeah, that's negative in and of itself.

I wish I'm a chicken.

Granted, prepare to have your head chopped off and the rest of you be made into a 12-piece KFC bucket.

I wish I knew Mermaidman and Barnacleboy

Granted. You knew them by name. Nothing else.

I wish Patrick and Spongebob are evil.

Granted, they get cancelled for being too scary for child audiences.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea and had the ability to breathe and live underwater.

Granted. You get eaten by a shark.

I wish squirrels can live underwater.

Granted, but Sandy then gets sick of her brethren being underwater, so she blows them up.

I would like you to grant Gary's wish which is meow.

Granted. Gary's wish is granted meow.

I wish meow.

Meow, meow meow meow.

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow.

Meowed.

I wish woof.

Granted, woof woof.

Woof woof, bark bark, grrrrrr woof.

Awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ruff, ruff ruff.

Ruff, ruff ruff ruff woof bark bark.

Moo mooooooo mooo moomoo, mooo!

Granted, (http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4604513/butter-frog-and-miskitoast-o.gif)

I wish we could return to humanspeak and remember nothing of the animalspeak incident.

Granted, you....wait what just happened?....Who are you? Why am I chewing on this slipper?

I wish I knew what just happened.

Granted. You remember that you wished you knew what just happened.

I wish for butter.

Granted, you're now a lobster. Mmmmmmmmm.

I wish for a side of coleslaw.

Granted, you have a side of coleslaw. It's laced with lethal poison. Death comes for you. Should've gone for the salad.

I wish I had elf eyes.

Granted. You obtain a pair of elven eyeballs in a jar. No, it doesn't work with eye transplants.

I wish I have a female elf slave.

Granted, you're now Santa and arrested for slavery.

I wish my glasses would tint to sunglasses whenever I made a pun.

Granted, but you can't see where you're going and run into walls.

I wish I have an O.

Granted, you have one plain Cheerio and no milk.

I wish Ore-O's were still a cereal.

Granted. It has a kill chance of 83%.

I wish I could charm people in the way vampires do.

Granted. You never find true love.

I wish Z.

Granted, zed.

I wish I knew Stephen Colbert on a personal basis.

Granted, you die from overload of awesome.

I wish wishes were made of candy.

Granted. Millions die from candies appearing out of thin air and crushing people to death.

I wish W.

Granted, M.

I wish we could freely travel to other planets whenever we wanted.

Granted, but you die from atmospheric differences.

I wish Superman didn't cause so much destruction in Man of Steel.

Granted, instead he leaves a wake of pretty pink flowers in his wake, which incidentally take over the land and kill everyone.

I wish for you know what on top of the somewhere with the thing.

Granted, but they don't think it be like it is but it do.

I wish that everyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Granted, but DEATH.

I wish LIFE.

Granted, IMMORTALITY.

I wish the world explodes.

Granted, but IMMORTALITY causes us to just float out in space alone.

I wish Magikarp were real.

Granted, they're called Koi.

I wish Gyarados existed.

Granted, they eat you.

I wish I had LAZZZURRRRZZZZ

Granted. You shoot lasers from your eyes nonstop and end up killing/destroying everything.

I wish James Franco is gay.

Granted, then I get a sex change operation and marry him.

I wish my laptop battery wasn't sucky.

Granted. It blows. (C WAT I DEED THAR?)

I wish I have a leaf blower.

Granted, but the air pressure is so low that it barely shakes one leaf and it takes you infinity years to clean one yard.

I wish the leaves would grow back on the trees now just so I could watch them change color and fall again.

Granted. You get buried by falling leaves.

I wish wishes were real.

Granted, but not granted.

I wish more people besides you could prevent forest fires.

Granted. There are no more flames in the world and everyone dies from the cold.

I wish bibbity bobbity boop.

Granted, y--hey wait, you're a fairy godmother. You know it's illegal for magic folk to make wishes. Stay there. I'm going to get my chainsaw to kill you with.

I wish I knew where my chainsaw was.

Granted. It's in my possession.

I wish Squidwad would stop headbanging.

Granted, now you have to put with this.

I wish I had Gary as a pet.

Granted, you have Gary Oak as a pet and have to put up with his arrogance.

I wish I can have an Eevee.