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« Reply #540 on: September 14, 2008, 08:46:34 pm »

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« Reply #541 on: September 14, 2008, 08:47:19 pm »

Because mine is Jamaican, obv.
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« Reply #542 on: September 14, 2008, 08:48:42 pm »

True... But I thought your dad was white. :O
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« Reply #543 on: September 14, 2008, 08:49:47 pm »

No. He's black. But he's American. Besides, he's ****ed off for pretty much my whole life, so he didn't influence me.
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« Reply #544 on: September 14, 2008, 08:52:09 pm »

Maybe then you'd be Catholic and not pervy and not prey on little children.
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Now he's calling us whores.
Sometimes, your hand does things your mind doesn't want it to.
What's This in my pants
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« Reply #545 on: September 14, 2008, 08:53:28 pm »

Well no. He's the opposite of preying on little children. He doesn't pay attention to any of his kids. :| In fact, I haven't talked to him in like a year.

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« Reply #546 on: September 14, 2008, 08:56:28 pm »

Take it over to your blog then.
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Now he's calling us whores.
Sometimes, your hand does things your mind doesn't want it to.
What's This in my pants
BTW i heard about this thing called sex!?!?
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« Reply #547 on: September 14, 2008, 09:25:53 pm »

*Me and my parents were at the NASCAR race. If you've ever been to one you know that once it starts, you can hardly ever hear a damn thing thanks to the fans, cars and speakers*

*These two drunk women behind us are yelling like idiots, bashing everyone, and saying fu-- every five minutes*
Me: I really wish those two, drunk, idiots behind us would shut the hell up.
My dad: What?
Me: I really wish those two, drunk, idiots behind us would shut the hell up.
My mom: What?
Me: I REALLY WISH THOSE TWO, DRUNK, IDIOTS BEHIND USSSS WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP!!

*The two women glare at me*
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« Reply #548 on: September 14, 2008, 09:29:07 pm »

*Me and my parents were at the NASCAR race. If you've ever been to one you know that once it starts, you can hardly ever hear a damn thing thanks to the fans, cars and speakers*

*These two drunk women behind us are yelling like idiots, bashing everyone, and saying fu-- every five minutes*
Me: I really wish those two, drunk, idiots behind us would shut the hell up.
My dad: What?
Me: I really wish those two, drunk, idiots behind us would shut the hell up.
My mom: What?
Me: I REALLY WISH THOSE TWO, DRUNK, IDIOTS BEHIND USSSS WOULD SHUT THE HELL UP!!

*The two women glare at me*

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Hmmm, in a certain light I suppose, but if you look at it through another, I am merely calling you people of the time: You want it short and sweet and now.
Now he's calling us whores.
Sometimes, your hand does things your mind doesn't want it to.
What's This in my pants
BTW i heard about this thing called sex!?!?
Heard it's amazing you should check it out O.o


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« Reply #549 on: September 14, 2008, 11:55:31 pm »

Were they hot?
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« Reply #550 on: September 15, 2008, 01:22:05 am »

DT is a fakin girl.
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What's This in my pants
BTW i heard about this thing called sex!?!?
Heard it's amazing you should check it out O.o


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« Reply #551 on: September 15, 2008, 01:45:00 am »

Were they hot?
No, they reminded me of my aunt Lynn. (Which BTW is bad.)

DT is a fakin girl.
....I don't understand what you mean by that. o.O??
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« Reply #552 on: September 15, 2008, 01:39:11 pm »

I'd assume a censor for ****ing. :\

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« Reply #553 on: September 15, 2008, 07:41:07 pm »

Sometimes, your hand does things your mind doesn't want it to.

Win.
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Hmmm, in a certain light I suppose, but if you look at it through another, I am merely calling you people of the time: You want it short and sweet and now.
Now he's calling us whores.
Sometimes, your hand does things your mind doesn't want it to.
What's This in my pants
BTW i heard about this thing called sex!?!?
Heard it's amazing you should check it out O.o


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« Reply #554 on: September 16, 2008, 09:21:17 pm »

Me and a girl friend:

Her: How come when men have Grey hair, they are "Hot and distinguished" But when women have Grey hair they are old  ?

Me: Well, Love. In our defense, when women have boobs they're hot. When men have boobs, they're old.

Her: *glares at me with a WTF? look*
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