Ask the Queen of Randomness! (Rated PG-13 for mild swearing)

[DarkToph]

May I re-ask the question-wall-of-invulnerability?

That depends. Would you care if I killed myself during recording?

I would be deeply saddened. But if you'd like, I wouldn't add any more questions to this round after the Quest-Wall.

................................................................................Alright.

[Paul the Abstinence Panther]

Are you ready?

Did you miss me?

I can't say I didn't expect that.

What are you doing right now?

Are there any midget-related items near you?

What is your favorite day of the week?

If you could be any Pokemon, which would you be?

What would be the least convenient superpower to have?

What's a very memorable experience ?

I say tomato, you say ______?

I say tomato, you say ______?

I say snarfalumpagus troxxildactophorizanx, you say ______________?

Do you think I made the previous word combo up?

You are correct.

If they made powdered steak, would you eat it?

What's your favorite flower?

What's your favorite flour?

Will you play Super Gladiator Ball of Doom with me?

Would you consider adopting it as the official sport of Aisenfield?

Who are your favorite seven people on Aisenfield?

Why not me Sad ?

I guess that makes sense.

Ahead of time, how long do you think this recording will take to be finished?

Metric system or imperial system? Why?

If I were a zombie and you had to kill me, would you cry?

If I were a puppy and you had to kill me, would you cry?
If I were a rhudabega and you had to cook me, would you cry?

Have you ever eaten raw rhubarb?

What about strawberry rhubarb pie?

What do you think the oddest combination of fruits and vegetables would be?

What's a food that you've never seen or had, but imagine would taste good?

What was the best thing that happened to you today?

What was the worst thing that happened to you today?

Myspace, Facebook, or neither?

If I promised you a hug, would you join an Aisenorgy?

What about if I didn't promise a hug, but I made you an account on Hotmail and everything?

Who is your least favorite Aisenfielder? Be honest.

If Aisenfield stopped working and you lost contact with everyone from it, what would you do?

Have you ever been depressed?

Have you ever been ecstatic?

Have you ever been high?

Would you rather have a uni-boob or a tri-boob, if you could never change it?

Would you rather bang a super-mega-ugly guy with pimples, or a super-hot girl?

Flip flops?

Pumpkin?

H1N1?

It is now the year 2095. All political elections are determined by the results of a worldwide game. You pick the game. What is it?

If I were hungry, what would I eat?

If I were thirsty, what would I drink?

Crackers, cookies, or a cheesecake (which technically isn't a lie.)?

If you saw an ex making out with your mom, what would you do?

You are a hobo, where do you hang out?

You are a homo, where do you hang out?

You are a pogo stick, where you hang out?

You are a streaker, where do you wang out?

Would you ever play strip chess?

Strip parcheesi?

Strip Risk?

You're pregnant right now, what do you do?

If abortion were banned, and a baby was conceived but it turned out to be an alien, what would be done?

Gun control?

Pun control?

Dragonite and Godzilla get in a fight. Who wins?

Raichu and Dark Link get in a fight. Who wins?

Mewtwo and fictional Mewthree get in a fight. Who wins?

If there were a Mewthree, what would he be?

Would you support Aisengroup projects?

Are you musical?

Math, yea or nay?

Bath, yea or nay?

Jagannath, yea or nay?

Did you have to look up Jagannath?

Did you want to?

Who is Vishnu?

Valhalla: good hall of the gods, or BEST hall of the gods?

Cat or bat?

Bird or word?

Skirt or flirt?

Venus or _____? (fill in the blank...with something other than weenis.)

A ghost comes up to you in your sleep and tells you you're going to die today. What do you do?

Picture a creepy little girl face, all white and zombie-ish, kinda dead looking. Creepy, huh?

This is getting too weird...

Unicorn horns: practical defense mechanisms, or inconvenient ball-shankers?

The game: you just lost it.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

My router is really bright and it kinda bugs me when I sleep, but I can't cover it or it'll overheat. Help!

When do you predict the apocalypse?

Hippies: are they just out for attention?

The environment: is it REALLY so bad?

Our future: is it REALLY so doomed?

Nuclear war: the deadliest means of killing things we'll ever get?

Will the Large Hadron Collider kill us all?

If you had the power to create black holes, what would you do?

Did you know the supervillain Dr. Doom actually escaped from Hell itself when the Fantastic Four managed to send him there?

Is that crazy or what?

You don't seem to have much emotion.

Maybe I should stop asking questions. Would you like that?

Well then only a page more, muahaha!

Who's your least favorite Aisenfielder now?

Why did you post this so late after the last one?

How busy is your life really?

Did you like geometry?

What's the equation for the surface area of a circle?

To quote a friend: “A man has committed two murders in cold blood, robbed a bank, and saved thirteen orphans from a burning building. What is the surface area of his soul?”

Who is the nicest person you know?

Who is the meanest person you know?

Who is your favorite teacher?

How many questions do you think are left?

Cheater!

Did you actually cheat and look?

Do you like Yoohoo?

If you could have three wishes, what would they be?

If you could have one wish that would negatively impact the life of one other person, what would that wish be?

Should I update my version of OpenOffice?

M&M's or Skittles?

Eminem or Skittles (the ten-pin bowling thing this time, not the candy.)?

Are you ready for this to be over?

Hold your horses, almost done.

Speaking of horses, have you ever ridden a horse?

Speaking of intergalactic space travel, do you think bending space will ever be feasible as a means of travel?

What happens when you break the speed of light?

What happens when you break the speed of dark?

What happens when you break the speed dealer's Escalade windshield?

I just divided by zero, does that mean my computer is going to cra---

[inuyasha43]

Oh geez. The Wall is back..

[Paul the Abstinence Panther]

Oh geez. The Wall is back..

Yes, yes it is

[DarkToph]

I think I may be a little late, but END OF QUESTIONS FOR THIS ROUND!

I'll start recording when I have a bit of time. Maybe tonight.

[CM]

Picture a creepy little girl face, all white and zombie-ish, kinda dead looking. Creepy, huh?

...

[Paul the Abstinence Panther]

Picture a creepy little girl face, all white and zombie-ish, kinda dead looking. Creepy, huh?

...

This is getting too weird...

I can think through time!!!

[DarkToph]

Episode 6 recorded.
Will be rendered and posted tonight. (Hopefully)

[inuyasha43]

Woot! Can't wait!

[[Number XIII, Roxas]]

Episode 6 recorded.
Will be rendered and posted tonight. (Hopefully)

Yay!

[DarkToph]

Damn it all. Sony Vegas crashed while rendering and I never saved the file.
Urgh.
Good thing the audio files were saved automatically to My Documents.
Dammit...

[Paul the Abstinence Panther]

Post the raw audio (rawdio)

[DarkToph]

Post the raw audio (rawdio)

My episodes usually are just the audio, but I still like adding my warning and my intro. ^_^

Don't worry. It's rendering alright now.

[Paul the Abstinence Panther]

Why isn't it here? :S

[DarkToph]

Sorry, guys. I was gonna upload and post here last night, but everytime I tried to access the forums it said the page was unavailable. =\

Now uploading.

And for anyone wanting streaming links, the Megavideo link is included in the Megaupload page.